Jujutsu kaisen react to their ships

Sukuna x Itadori

Itadori: We literally share the same body what the heck?

Sukuna: Me? And this guy over here? Yeah, no. He's literally only alive because he needs to kill me, which he will never do by the way.

Itadori: Just watch me, Sukuna Ryomen.

Gojo: Ship.

Sukuna and Itadori: What.

Gojo: What? I can totally see this happening.

Fushiguro: Sensei, you are messed up.

Maki: i agree. Why is he even our teacher?

Gojo: I- guys, you're breaking my heart!

Panda: Moving on, i say skip. There are limits to what i can say yes to.

Okkotsu: That bad, huh.

Maki: Skip. Who even ships them? They literally have the same faces and they share their minds. Ending up together would be weird.

Sukuna: Hate to agree, but four eyes is right.

Okkotsu: Hey! Watch what you're saying.

Sukuna: memememeh

Okkotsu: This guy..

Itadori: Skip 100%

Fushiguro: This is worse than me and Gojo-sensei, and that's saying something. Skip.

Kugisaki: I agree, Fushiguro.

Gojo: Guys, am i that bad??

1st and 2nd years: Yes.

Itadori: Dont worry, sensei! At least you can teach, sometimes.

Gojo: Imma go cry in the corner.

A/n: This one is also interesting. I don't really understand why they ship them. This chapter was quite fanon, no way Sukuna would say 'memememeh'