Jujutsu kaisen react to their ships

Geto x nanako and mimiko

Geto: get me out of here

Gojo: isn't that the girls you adopted-

Geto: yes, So I want to get out of here

Kenjaku: I am quite glad I got rid of them.

Utahime: oh shush.

Haibara: nanami, why are you so quiet?

Gojo: isn't he always?

Nanami: well, I don't want to be part of this. Anyway, this is why I'm glad I don't know many people. The more people you know the more they ship you.

Shoko: I'm quite sure I remember this fan book about Toji and Itadori-

Fushiguro: I don't think we need to know that.

Okkotsu: we literally aren't even in a minute. How are we straying so much?

Haibara: yeah. My opinion is that you can even see the age gap..

Geto: I'm gonna barf

Mei Mei: my. I don't think I feel too good

Utahime: YOU CANT BE TALKING??!?

Mei Mei: whatever do you mean?

Utahime: well-

Gojo: you know? Chapter 133 or something

Utahime: Gojo...

Gojo: what?

Itadori: wait chapter? Is Mei Mei sensei in a book?

Kugisaki: this dumb mother-

Maki: shh. Let's not spoil it for the pea brain

Itadori: what?? I don't have a pea brain!

Fushiguro : honestly, I thought you were smart

Itadori: Fushiguro you too!?

Shoko: let's stop bullying the poor guy

Gojo: yeah, let's move on

Panda: well, in my opinion, this is like a father with the child

Fushiguro: basically me and Gojo. But we aren't family.

Gojo: You can't say that!! Megumi, I literally adopted you into the Gojo clan!

Fushiguro : wasn't it only to make sure I wouldn't be in zen'in?

Okkotsu: damn. Rejected by your own so called son.

Gojo: I wasn't even-

Shoko: okay, we get that you're sad.

Gojo: I-

Shoko: let's move on and tend to Geto, it seems like his trauma is increasing.

Gojo: I'm guessing I'm not that important

Maki and panda: well..

Gojo: ugh!

Geto: wha-

Shoko: I Think Geto got out of his shock phase.

Kenjaku: that's actually funny

Gojo: shut up.

Kenjaku: couldn't we just leave him in that state?

Utahime: you know, I think I'm gonna ask the person hosting this to do you and Mahito

Kenjaku: I'm sorry that's a thing?!

Gojo: everything's something

Kenjaku: well-

Shoko: shush! Geto's trying to say something

Geto: who in their right mind would ever..?

Gojo: listen, there are some crazy people in the world.

Utahime: like you're the one to be talking. You literally set yourself a date with the person possessing your ex's body-

Gojo: No! That was a completely different situation. Besides, it was kenjaku not me!

Kenjaku: well, you accepted the date didn't you?

Geto: wait what?

Okkotsu: I think we were all there, actually we weren't but you know. We know everything behind the scenes

Inumaki: salmon

Gojo: even my students..

Mei Mei: anyway, this isn't your sob story. It's Geto's. I think we all say skip.

Panda: well. About tha-

Maki: *rips pandas mouth out* moving on

Inumaki: ...

Mei Mei: this trio is sure interesting

Geto: I. Nanako and mimiko, I am glad you aren't here

Gojo: I think he's finally gone bonkers

Utahime: again, says you-

Gojo: ugh! Shushhh

Maki: don't bully another acquaintance, Gojo sensei.

Okkotsu: yeah. It isn't nice.

Inumaki: salmon roe (lmao)

Gojo: I.. skip

Geto: good.

Mei Mei: once again, I think we all say skip.

Utahime: yeah. There isn't much to the photo though, it looks more like a father and daughters' bonding.

Shoko: Mm. Yeah.

Geto: I can tolerate me and Satoru but nanako and mimiko?

Gojo: yeah- wait a minute.

Maki: let's not give him a time to think. Now moving on, I say skip

Kugisaki: don't we all?

A/n: thank you for reaching a lot of views already! I am planning to make them react to videos as well, but I would like to know your thoughts on it!