Jujutsu kaisen react to their ships

Gojo x Kugisaki

Sorry, but i literally grimaced while saving the photo. Never have i thought it existed

 Kugisaki: Get this crusty musty dusty man out of my sight

Gojo: I-

Kugisaki: Oh my god, it spoke! Please stay 100 miles away from me.

Gojo: Noba-

Kugisaki: please, i feel harassed.

Maki: Kugisaki-

Kugisaki: How did you deal with this weirdo for a whole year? I regret coming into jujutsu high

Fushiguro: You didn't even come here to help people-

Kugisaki: Yeah I did!

Itadori: Eh? But you clearly said-

Kugisaki: Never mind that

Fushiguro: *sigh* whatever

Panda: Your becoming extreme, Satoru-

Gojo: It's a damn photo! It's not me!

Kugisaki: Still. You're weird. stay away.

Itadori: Kugisaki, I understand your pain-

Kugisaki: How? You're still alive?

Itadori: I-

Fushiguro: I'm pretty sure this doesn't exist. And that they're just playing with us. Okay? This doesn't exist. Totally.

Kugisaki: Better be

Gojo: I totally love getting harassed by my students

Fushiguro: Your the one who's harassing us!

Gojo: It's not me..

Geto: Yoshi Yoshi

Itadori: ..Well, I say skip. I would die if I said ship.

Kugisaki: yep

Panda: This even a question? I think it should be a skip.

Inumaki: Salmon (yeah)

Maki: Skiiipppp

Okkotsu: I think we all say skip.

Geto: Welp, end of that conversation.

Nanami x Gojo

Gojo: Well, I'm flattered but probably not?

Kugisaki: Two senseis together, wouldn't that be great

Gojo: I- I never said ship! Besides, he only respects me, but doesn't like me. That's what he said

Itadori: I remember that.. he really doesn't seem to like you, sensei.

Gojo: Well, yeah. His reactions are the best. 

Geto: You need to stop annoying your kouhais.

Fushiguro: Yeah, stop hanging out with us and hang out with people around your age

Gojo: Wha- I just want to make sure my students are okay! What? Why are you looking at me like that? 

Kugisaki: ..He doesn't have any friends

Geto: Still?

Gojo: What?! I have friends!

Fushiguro: name three

Gojo: Ichiji, Nanami-

Maki: You said he doesn't like you

Gojo: I- that doesn't matter!

Panda: Yes it does..? 

Okkotsu: Also, you only ever bully Ichiji-kun, I don't think he likes you that much.

Gojo: That isn't true! 

Panda: well, who's the third one?

Gojo: ...Suguru

Geto: I'm dead?!?? You need to learn how to make new friends

Gojo: I have friends!

Panda: you can't even name three

Itadori: Do you want some comfort?

Gojo: No! I'm fine

Geto: Damn. You have no friends

Gojo: Okay, let's move on!

Fushiguro: you really need to stop moving on from these topics

Gojo: I have free will! 

Maki: Since when did you learn about Christianity? 

Gojo: Huh? I never? Its just- never mind. Can we please move on

Itadori: Sure, i say Ship 

Gojo: Yuuji-Kun??!! 

Fushiguro: I can see it, but i say skip. I would feel bad-

Gojo: thanks

Fushiguro: -For Nanami sensei 

Gojo: ..Megumi, I literally adopted youu

Geto: Im pretty sure he didnt want that. Also. You aren't capable of being a dad. 

Gojo: I ammmm

Okkotsu: Okay, lets stop moving on from this and stop bullying sensei. As much as this is very entertaining- 

Gojo: Hey!

Okkotsu: -i want to get through this quickly so that we can go back to wherever we came from 

Inumaki: Roasted salmon roe! (Okay, lets do this) 

Maki: Ship, just to annoy Gojo

Panda: Skip, Nanami is only gay for Haiba- 

Gojo: Right, next opinion? 

Fushiguro: Kugisaki? 

Kugisaki: My turn? Then i say skip. 

Geto: Skip 

Panda: See, that was easy as that. Lets stop talking 20 minutes for each one 

Gojo: Yeah, Yeah. 

A/n: I am really sorry for not uploading in a while, i might have sort of forgotten about this.. 

also, i want to ask you, who fits this paragraph the most?: 

 beautiful, handsome, breathtaking, gorgeous, attractive, charming, heavenly, magnificent, divine, alluring, lovely, delightful, appealing, winsome, ravishing, glamorous, irresistible, bewitching, beguiling, graceful, exquisite, aesthetic, hot, sexy, tasty, dazzling, fascinating, good looking.