Jujutsu kaisen react to their ships

Ieiri x Gojo

Gojo: I've never heard of this. Or imagined this.

Itadori: Is she the lady that tried to cut me up when i died?

Gojo: Yes, yes! What a great memory, Yuuji-Kun!

Kugisaki: Why do you remember that?

Itadori: *shrug*

Fushiguro: They are close friends, but i don't think they would ever end up like that.

Gojo: Yes, youre right. Besides, I've never seen her that way before.

Panda: Because you have your eyes on-

Gojo: *COUGH COUGH* Sorry, i didnt hear what you said

Panda: What i was saying was that-

Gojo: *ACHOO* Sorry, my hay fever is acting up

Panda: *sigh* i give up

Maki: Why do we have him as out teacher again?

Kugisaki: I know right?

Itadori: Is Gojo sensei sick?

Fushiguro: You really are an idiot.

Itadori: Eh? I really dont get it though?

Maki: Fushiguro, you're interested in this oblivious-

Fushiguro: I'm not!

Sukuna: Honestly, all of you guys are so clueless

Okkotsu: You guys sure are entertaining

Kugisaki: Moving on. I dont think Gojo sensei would be worthy of this pretty lady

Gojo: I- Excuse me?! I'm way more handsome than her!

Kugisaki: well I never said she was handsome

Gojo: I'm ten time more pretty than Shoko

Okkotsu: See, they're on first name basis.

Inumaki: Salmon (yes)

Gojo: I've known her for about a decade! Of course we'd be on first names?

Sukuna: Damn, you're old

Gojo: You can't say anything!

Sukuna: I'm saying something right now

Gojo: I could kill you right now-

Sukuna: Arent you the one who got cut in half? Like a Samsung flip phone

Inumaki: *laughing in rice ball ingredients*

Panda: Don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh

Itadori: Did he just break the fourth wall?

Fushiguro: ... skip

Maki: Just moving on from that? Okay. I say ship to annoy Gojo sensei

Inumaki: Tuna mayo, bonito flakes. (I want to say ship but I can't see it)

Maki: Come on, someone back me up!

Kugisaki: Ship

Panda: Ship

Okkotsu: Skip, sorry guys

Itadori: SHIP

Gojo: Ack- Yuuji?!

Itadori: Sorry sensei, but Maki San is superior

Maki: I'm starting to like this kid..

Gojo: Even Yuuji has turned against me

Sukuna: Skip

Itadori: You basically say skip to everything.

Sukuna: And?

A/n: I don't mind this ship but I think it's odd. I prefer SatoSugu bc that's the best ship