Jujutsu kaisen react to their ships

Sukuna x Gojo

Gojo: this feels like violation

Fushiguro : it most likely is

Geto: he deserves it, to be honest

Itadori: why does it have to be in my body? It feels so off.

Utahime: well, he did start off in your body. And it was your choice

Shoko: No need to remind us. Anyway, as much as I'm enjoying this, it's very.. weird

Panda: how are you even enjoying it?

Shoko; the drama, of course

Maki: fair point

Kugisaki: at least it wasn't Mahito and Kenjaku.

Inumaki: tuna mayo, salmon roe (she said next chapter)

Okkotsu: really? How are you even speaking to her

Inumaki: salmon (favoritism)

Kenjaku: dang

Gojo: the ship Kenjaku and Mahito will be in suguru's body? That's basically the same situation right now

Okkotsu: you make a fair point

Kugisaki: at least I've never seen any of them, those fanarts (a/n: the art is good but the ship? It's quite traumatizing)

Kenjaku: I've been searching through some. There some of you, Kugisaki-

Maki: will this fucker shut up?

Gojo: not gonna lie it's quite funny

Panda: I think you're forgetting the fact that your fans are absolutely bonkers

Gojo: oh yeah? Nothing can make me get creeped from my fans

Maki: are you talking about the one? Where an extremely crazy person decided to squeeze a tam-

Geto: LETS STOP THERE

Gojo: I- I think I need some time to.. think

Shoko: now Gojo is traumatized. I mean, he was already

Itadori: at least I'm not getting that.. special treatment like Gojo's fans (a/n: not saying they're all bad, but it's actually so crazy that someone decided to that. It's a trigger warning (I think) so you can ask in the comments 💀)

Fushiguro: it's a shame, you're literally the main-

Kugisaki: stop ruining this guy's innocence. He doesn't even know our crazy author

Maki: I'm pretty sure he can hear you. Gege will kill you off as well

Fushiguro: I-

Kugisaki: SHHHH

Itadori: we have a crazy author?

Okkotsu: well, he isn't that crazy, he just loves traumatizing..

Itadori: who?

Panda: you

Utahime: damn no hesitation. I like you kiddo

Shoko: he's technically not a kid, though. He's a doll.

Maki: how do you know him?

Shoko: He's actually the only person that has never come to the infirmary. So basically my favorite

Fushiguro: not our fault we always risk our lives every mission

Geto: that's why I left

Gojo:that's not the reason-

Geto: it was part of the reason.

Shoko: that's all in the past, guys

Gojo: I didn't-

Geto: shh. Listen to Shoko

Shoko: thanks

Gojo: you guys haven't changed

Geto: you're the one who did

Itadori: stop making this depressing

Fushiguro : exactly. No more of your love story

Utahime: yeah

Maki: agreed

Gojo: we get it! Now, back to the ship. Skip

Fushiguro: skip

Kenjaku: that was fun. Ship

Maki: is this guy mentally okay?

Kugisaki: quite sure he isn't

Panda: damn.

Kenjaku: I have my own source of entertainment.

Panda: well, At least I'm not as bad as you, Kenjaku. Skip

Shoko: I wonder how this went from the ship to the crazy fans. Skip

Geto: skip. Satoru doesn't look good with anyone

Gojo: damn, thanks?

Geto: ..except for me

Gojo: right.

Maki: he admitted it. He admitted it!

Inumaki: Seaweed (fr)

Gojo; for the last time, I'm not gay!

Geto: last time I checked in the bed-

Gojo: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM WE DIDNT EVEN DO IT?!

Itadori: keep things PG please

Utahime: yeah. We don't need to know what you guys do in the night

Mei Mei: adding onto the blackmail

Geto: that's fine with me, I'm staying dead anyway

Gojo: you guys are so annoying

Geto: *blowing kiss*

Kenjaku: if you want to give him butterflies you gotta do the nurse uniform

Geto: I'm sorry what?

Utahime: I think we need more popcorn

Mei Mei: yeah. I'll be using this as blackmail, Geto

Geto: BUT IM DEAD??

Gojo: Good game

Mei Mei: I'm not forgetting you.

Maki: I'm just gonna stay quiet and watch. Skip

A/n: sorry, totally forgot about this ship! The next one is, as promised, the one that Inumaki said I'll do. And yes, he's one of my favourite characters in the anime!