Gojo x Toji

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by Satosuguisverycanon

by Satosuguisverycanon

Gojo: okay, the fuck? Is the person showing us these getting desperate? This dude is first of all married, and is like then years older. Ten!

Geto: don't forget how he nearly killed us.

Gojo: Yeah! And ruined our perfectly good love liv- i mean lives.

Nanami: ..I'm not going to ask. Also didn't you basically adopt his kid?

Gojo: Yes! So basically i get shipped with the dad of the son that I adopted? That's another complicated love story there.

Haibara: you're a dad already? I missed a lot, haven't i?

Utahime: indeed. And by the way, Gojo is a terrible parent.

Shoko: for real

Nanami: gotta agree with that.

Gojo: excuse me? I'm fully capable of being his guardian.

Geto: I don't believe you

Gojo: at least he's doing really well-

Kenjaku: inside his own body while Sukuna is taking over his soul?

Gojo: WOAH THE FUCK?! What the hell, kenjaku? When did you come here? Also no, that's in the manga. It's currently the anime, so kindly shut the fuck up.

Geto: am i seeing another ugly ass version of myself right now?

Kenjaku: we have the same damn face

Utahime: er, do i see a scar on our geto's forehead? Nope.

Kenjaku: aside form that, we are literally the same

Gojo: okay okay, moving on.

Haibara: yeah, how did we go from the ship to having Kenjaku here?

Gojo: we tend to do that sometimes.

Geto: right.. so, I'm guessing everyone is saying skip?

Gojo: because if you do your life is over. Skip

Geto: skip

Nanami: .. I'm still debating

Gojo: the heck?!

Nanami: skip

Utahime: skip.

Shoko: is this even a question? Skip

Kenjaku: welp, ship

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A/n : HAPPY NEW YEAR guys i love you all sorry I haven't been uploading like i wanted to