The W. J. Manares' Reader

Super Cropman

Blaxroz was known throughout the universe for his forgetfulness, often leaving behind important belongings wherever he went. And this time, he made his way to Earth, leaving something incredibly important behind.

Unbeknownst to Blaxroz, he accidentally left his teleportation device disguised as a shiny, luminescent fanny pack in a farmer's field—a Grey alien's fanny pack! This fanny pack was no ordinary accessory; it possessed incredible intergalactic powers that could bend the laws of time and space.

Now, the farmer, named Mr. Bauer, stumbled upon the forgotten fanny pack while tending to his crops. Being the curious and practical man that he was, Mr. Bauer cautiously picked it up, thinking it was some nifty new farming tool. Little did he know that this fanny pack would soon turn his simple life into a whirlwind of hilarity and adventure.

The fanny pack, you see, had a mind of its own. It activated and attached itself to Mr. Bauer's waist, turning him into the unsuspecting, makeshift superhero of Earth. With a flashy puff of smoke and a rather flamboyant noise that could only be described as a mix between a kazoo and a bugle, Mr. Bauer was transformed into "Super Cropman!"

Super Cropman discovered that the fanny pack bestowed upon him extraordinary abilities. With a simple tap of his heels, he could teleport himself anywhere on the planet. One moment he'd be in his farmhouse, and the next he'd find himself in the middle of a bustling city or a tropical beach. Super Cropman unintentionally caused quite a stir, often appearing in odd places and catching people completely by surprise.

However, Super Cropman was a bit of a klutz. Once, he teleported while holding a bucket of milk, only to end up accidentally pouring it over the head of a startled celebrity being interviewed on live television. Another time, he rematerialized in a crowded shopping mall dressed in nothing but his underwear, causing quite the commotion.

But it wasn't all mishaps and embarrassing moments for Super Cropman. He soon realized he could use his newfound superpowers to help those in need. With a snap of his fingers, he could instantly fertilize barren fields, causing crops to grow at unprecedented speeds. Farming seasons were shortened, and Mr. Bauer became a local hero, albeit one with a rather strange fashion sense.

Throughout his adventures, Super Cropman tried to locate Blaxroz, the forgetful alien responsible for his accidental transformation. He combed through alien chat forums, scrolling through pages upon pages of extraterrestrial lost-and-found posts. But alas, Blaxroz remained elusive and forgetful as ever. Super Cropman now had a mission—to find Blaxroz and return the fanny pack so he could return to his ordinary life as Mr. Bauer.

With his teleporting fanny pack in tow, Super Cropman continued to navigate this crazy world, bringing laughter, confusion, and a touch of superpowered farming to whoever crossed his path. As for Blaxroz, well, he'll eventually remember what he left behind...hopefully.