The W. J. Manares' Reader

The Secret Protectors

In a distant galaxy, there existed a group of reptilian humanoids known as the Ssslithari. With their slick scales, sharp teeth, and razor-sharp wit, they were notorious for their failed attempts at invading different planets. Their latest target was Earth, a planet bursting with resources and potential for their reptilian empire.

Under the leadership of General Arbocaob, the Ssslithari spaceships descended upon Earth like a swarm of scaly locusts. They landed by the Nile River, ready to conquer and claim the vast lands for themselves. The Ssslithari leapt onto Earth's soil, determined to showcase their superior intellect and reptilian might.

However, the reptilian invaders soon encountered an unforeseen challenge - hippos! Yes, those bulbous, water-dwelling creatures that generally inspire chuckles rather than terror. Little did the Ssslithari know, hippos were the secret protectors of Egypt, bestowed with mystical powers.

As the Ssslithari approached the Nile River, thinking they had found their ideal headquarters, the ground began to tremble beneath them. Suddenly, towering hippos emerged from the waters, their massive bodies encased in glowing armor. They roared, causing panic among the reptilian invaders.

Confused and frightened, General Arbocaob scrambled to rally his troops. "We are superior beings," he hissed, trying to gather his wits. "We cannot let hippos deter us!"

However, as the Ssslithari prepared for battle, the hippos unleashed their fearsome weapon - a river wave that transformed into a gigantic floating pyramid structure. This pyramid emitted a strange energy unlike anything the Ssslithari had ever encountered. It sent a strong message: trespassers will be amusingly punished.

The hippos, armed with their mystical pyramid and a few water pistols for good measure, charged toward the Ssslithari with booming laughter. The reptilian invaders tried to retaliate by hurling their advanced technology, but it was no match for the magical currents summoned by the hippos.

"Retreat!" General Arbocaob called out, dodging a powerful jet of water with embarrassment. His confidence had been shattered, and it was clear the hippos were having far too much fun at their expense.

The Ssslithari fled from the Nile River, their reptilian tails between their legs, as the hippos continued to shower them with laughter-infused water. Never before in their intergalactic escapades had they experienced such humiliation.

The Ssslithari quickly came to the conclusion that Earth was simply not worth the effort. They conceded defeat, slinking back to their spaceships with their pride wounded.

The Nile River became known as the place where reptilian humanoids met their comical demise, helpless against the hilarity of Earth's fearless hippos.