The W. J. Manares' Reader

Moons Staring

There existed a cluster of man-made moons known as the Peerverse. Each of these peculiar moons was strategically positioned around the planet Bermud. The Peerverse, created as an experiment by the weird Professor Wobblebutt, had unexpected and amusing characteristics that infused laughter into the lives of every being fortunate enough to witness its wonders.

The first moon in the Peerverse was called Mirth Moon. It orbited Bermud with a mischievous energy, hosting a perpetual costume party. Its surface was covered in vibrant colors, confetti, and glow sticks, creating a spectacle of lights visible from space. As Bermudian residents gazed upon Mirth Moon through their telescopes, they couldn't help but chuckle as they witnessed alien creatures and felinoid astronauts enthusiastically dancing in ridiculous costumes.

The second moon, known as Hilarity Heights, resembled a giant inflatable trampoline. It was covered in bouncy materials, creating the perfect playground for gravity-defying stunts. Bermudian daredevils often flocked to Hilarity Heights, showcasing their acrobatic skills and executing outrageous flips, resulting in constant laughter and awe-inspiring entertainment. Even the most serious of beings couldn't resist the temptation to leap into the air and enjoy a bounce or two.

The third moon, aptly named Chuckle Haven, had an atmosphere filled with giggles. Bermudian spacecraft often planned flybys to infuse their vessels with uncontrollable laughter. The moment they entered Chuckle Haven's atmosphere, the spacecrafts would emit infectious chuckles, causing everyone inside to burst into fits of laughter for the duration of their journey. It was a common sight to find spaceships from all corners of the galaxy desperately trying to enter Chuckle Haven's airspace just to alleviate stressful situations or to have an uplifting belly laugh.

Then there was the fourth moon, Jestopia. It had the fascinating ability to project holographic comedians. Whenever a being approached Jestopia's surface, a holographic comedian would spring forth and perform a mini stand-up routine based on their unique personality. These holograms were amusingly unpredictable, bantering with unsuspecting explorers, telling clever jokes, and even engaging in friendly roasts. The Bermudians, always happy to be in the company of a genuinely entertaining hologram, often visited Jestopia, leaving with their bellies aching from laughter.

Lastly, there was the fifth and final moon, Rib-Tickler. This moon consisted entirely of a giant, glistening, and gelatinous substance that jiggled and wriggled in response to nearby vibrations. Whenever something passed by Rib-Tickler, no matter how big or small, it would cause ripples to cascade across its surface, leading to uncontrollable waves of laughter rippling through Bermud. Creatures, vehicles, and even a gust of wind could set off an endless chain reaction of laughter, leaving Bermud in a continuous state of joviality.

The Peerverse became a popular tourist attraction, drawing laughter enthusiasts from all corners of the galaxy who sought a place to temporarily escape the seriousness of the universe. Bermudians flourished alongside their moons, living in a perpetual state of joy and good humor.

And so, as the man-made moons of the Peerverse continued their endless loop around Bermud, reminding everyone that a good laugh was always just a moon away. Just stare and enjoy.