Wait, what? Birdflash Oneshots!

INTRO BITCHESSSSS

596 words (including these)
(-ones,
This song doesn't have any words but these ones....
and these ones and these ones, and these oooonnnnnneeeeessssss~~~~~~~~)

Sup'

So, like I said in the description, I'm making this because I didn't like the lack of ttg birdflash, Titans whump and Robin bamf, all in ttg, so I decided to help out the community :D
With shifty writing :D
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:,)

ANYWAYS
You're not here for my self-deprecation, you're here for grave-robbin-,
I mean pre-mature archeolog-
I mean-
BIRDFLASH
TITANS GETTING THEIR ASSES BEAT WITH RIGHTEOUS JUSTICE
ROBIN BAMF
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AND OTHER THINGS I WILL THINK OF LATEEERRRR.

Enjoy the Titans' misery as their world falls, souls are crushed and they're being beaten by their "leader" that they betrayed. He says things,

Disturbing things,

Scary things.

"No, not them, no matter what they did, they don't deserve this!"

Tt, tt, tt, the ever-innocent, ever-righteous, ever-pure Robin.
Delicately fluttering from tree to tree.

But what, what happens when the pressure and weight of a city, of a team, of a tower, all come crashing down upon his back?

What happens when two birds fall from a wire, what was that?

A wire, a bar...

Oh!

A trapeze :D!

He remembers those!

Those were back home!

Wait, didn't they have a few knuts at the top?

What, were the knuts that were supposed to be there in that guy's bag of popcorn?

Wait, isn't the blood on his hands and face not his own, but his parents'?

What, weren't the dead bodies lying in front of him after he climbed down the familiar ladder his family's?

Wait, weren't their dead bodies morphing into four?

What, weren't they familiar?

Wait, did one have green skin?

What, did one have pink hair?

Wait, wasn't one half robot?

What, was he a cyborg?

Wait, did one have a magenta cloak?

What, did their blood dye it?

Wait wasn't there a fifth body...

Too far out of his reach...

What, was he wearing...

A sickeningly familiar yellow and red costume?

With his red hair sticking out?

Wait, why were their bodies contorted like that?

Wait...
Wait..
Wait.
Wait

And most of all, why was there blood and motor oil covering his body?

Wait
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Wait, what?

Lol no I'm joking:

Robin gasped, cause he was sucking someone's DI-

I'm kidding.

(Got TWO puns in there, you're welcome, and I'm sorry, depending on your reaction.)

Robin gasped, sitting up quickly in his bed, sensing an intruder.

"Man, how d'you always know I'm here?"

Smirking slightly at the "intruder's" whine, the nightmare quickly sky-dived down and out of his mind.

"Come's with the perks of being 'round Bats, KFC."

"Seriously dude?
Kfc?

"It could be KOTLC if you want."

"One, that's a book series, two-"

"Shut the fuck up and get in, kid mouth."

"Well, I mean, do you have lube and a condom? Or have you already prepped everything 'Cause of your bat-senses(tm) or...?"

"Dude, that's not what I-"

"I just got here, and you're already trying to sleep with me? I mean, the feelings reciprocated, but I never thought that you'd be one to-"

"Wal, I swear to god-"

The next day, the nightmare was fully forgotten, as Rob woke up in a nest of blankets, beside a

FULLY-CLOTHED, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,

Red-head.

(Get your minds out of the gutters, people, I swear some of y'all have basically become besties with penny-wise at this point.)

(Not like I'm any better, but still-)

Alr, this was TCFW,

                                                    Signing  off.