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So.
What the fuck.
It was a beautiful day in Jump city, so dear ole' Kf decided to pay a visit to his pal in Tt west.
When he got there, no one was home, it seemed, so he simply ran up the side of the tower and let himself through Rob's window.
Because, y'know, if he had to die, he'd rather it be beside or because of his crus- friiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeennnd.
Friiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnndddddddd.
Anyways, after letting himself through,
there was an unusual sight in front of him.
What happened?!
Was Rob okay?!
Kf was officially on "Protect his bird" mode, and nothing, and I mean NOTHING, would stop him.
It looked like his room had been ransacked, for Batman's sake!
At least, until he realised that there was a familiar black mop of hair sticking out from what looked like a nest made out of blankets, pillows, -was that his sweatshirt?- and stuffies.
(Yeah, I call stuffed animals stuffies, fight me auto correct.)
Getting closer, still cautiously, he gently reached over and peeled off the top part of the blanket, to see that it was, in fact, his darli-
Friiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnndddddddd.
Friiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnndddddddd.
Said "friend"-
("Why are you using quotes?"
Shut it.)
-Proceeded to whimper in fear, and desperately covered his eyes, muttering "No, please no..."
Ohhhh.
Ohhh ho hooooohhhhhhh.
Who's dying today?
Who the fuck did this?
Who did this to my precious songbir-
Friiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnndddddddd.
Yep. Full "Protect my bird" mode is still on.
I will vibrate my hand through their chest, rip out their heart, before shoving it back in before they can die, having them scream in agony as I do it over and over again, doing the same to their organs, eyes, teeth, bones,
And they will scream as I-
"Wals?"
Hearing that, Kf snapped back into reality,
(Snap back to reality, ope, there goes gravity,)
"Hey pretty bird."
"'S that you? You're not another prank?"
"What?-"
A sniffle was heard from the nest.
I'll keep my murderous thoughts at bay, but just while I help my sweethear-
Frrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnndddddddd.
(DAMMIT, kf! Keep the gay thoughts away! I mean, in my case it would be bi thoughts, BUT STILL!)
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