Yo Rob!

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Let's go.

Robin's P.o.v.

One time.

It was one sentence.

ONE F*CKING SENTENCE.

IS THIS BITCH A F*CKING ANCIENT MYTHICAL CREATURE 'CAUSE WORDS SEEM TO HAVE A HUGE EFFECT.

Now, dear reader that I was only aware of when your author fucked up-

(I can hear you.)

-you're probably wondering what I'm talking about.

Well you see, that seems like a you problem.

(Cliff notes flashback time!

H.I.V.E. go 'ooh shiny'

Titans go beat the shit out of them

C's'mores and human manufacturing company accidentally kissed -again-

Titans east comes for a visit

Helps them beat up the H.I.V.E.

Wally "joke" flirts with Robin
-"Man, how do you deal with the Titans west's shenanigans?"
"Heh, gods know that we did a lot worse in YJ."
"True. Ack!"
KF falls
"Fell for you!"
Kiss is blown from the ground from KF up towards Robin.
Aforementioned bird smirks and pulls KF to his feet.
"But seriously, how do you deal with them?"
Bird-smirk, "Win My heart and I'll tell you~"
Kf blushes and "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED."
Titans west comes back and Robin goes back into 'emotionless leader mode'.-

Robin is now flirted with daily by KF

Does not know why at first but remembers and realizes that KF had been flirting with him for years

Now is stuck and tries to pretend that he still dosen't realize but feels like he's going to spontaneously combust with the amount of happiness or hope to die in seconds with the amount of doubt of whether or not KF's joking.
KF is in fact not joking.)

1.
That end part is DEFINITELY NOT A CLIFF NOTE VERSION.
2.
Is the reason that 'joke' is quoted the same reason you added "he is not in fact joking."?

(Anyway-)

Answer the question!

Author's P.o.v.

T'was an ordinary day at the Titans Tower, when a ketchup/catsup-and-mustard-coloured blur raced up the side of the Tower.

Once again, KF continued his quest to win over Robin, his long-time crush.

Unfortunately for the Titans, as well as Robin at first, today was April fools day.

I can hear the comments now.

Aching scream of anguish are always better than the melodies of Mozart in my book. Accidental word play!

(^'in my book' both literally in my book, as well as 'in my book' the phrase.)

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