𝑱𝑼𝑱𝑼𝑻𝑺𝑼 𝑲𝑨𝑰𝑺𝑬𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵𝑺

Sukuna headcanons!!

-can speak russian? idk 

-would like slipknot, mindless self indulgence, take me to church, she's so nice, killer queen, after dark

-doesn't remember anyone's name so gives them stupid nicknames instead

-'back in my day...'

-doesn't realise the world has changed since he has last existed on it as a human so is always asking itadori stupid questions and pesters itadori because he gets ignored

-wears shoes with his dogs out, doesn't believe in 'the concept of needing to clothe feet'

-redesigns his domain all day because he's bored

-makes stacks with all the skeleton things and plays with them like legos

-violently hates k-pop, has a burning hatred for it.

-breath smells like a dead body

-does not respect women at all. makes misogynistic comments in the little mouth he can make out of itadori's cheek and itadori gets blamed for it every time by nobara and maki

-can hear all the thoughts in itadori's head and constantly makes fun of him for it and will tell him to 'shut his peasant mouth as nothing even remotely intelligent comes out of it' but doesn't actually want him to stop because it's his only form of entertainment

-believes women only exist for the purpose of carrying children and taking care of them. mf has no respect for how strong they actually are