Salut!
So I'm sorry it's been taking a bit, but honestly I started this story on a whim, and I'm going to be taking some time to plan the rest.
However!
I am also going to be creating other books, the first one being a oneshot book.
Although there will be a oneshot book there, I will continue to post oneshots I'm this book, as a way of keeping everyone up to date.
Anyways, here's your chapter
WARNING!
Some lime, but I cut it off before it could get it's college degree and graduate to become a lemon.
If you want to not see these for any reason, please skip the italicized parts.
Thank you!
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JUMP CITY, UNKNOWN YEAR TO THE FIRST CHAPTER
Rob's P.o.v.
Man, it's a nice day.
Maybe we should go out for a lake day or something, since Star isn't going to spout facts again.
Speaking of Star, I wonder if I should ask her out.
I mean, she makes me smile when I'm with her, she makes everyone laugh, she's kind, everything!
I guess she's also pretty pretty, (I hate/love how that makes sense if your read it out loud, 'pretty' like 'pretty much,' and 'pretty' as in 'visually pleasing',) but I can't help but think I might only like her because she reminds me of someone.
The green eyes, the hair colour, tan skin, bright smile...
STRAIGHT THOUGHTS STRAIGHT THOUGHTS STRAIGHTHTOIGHTSTRAIGHRTHOUGHSSTRAIGHTTOUDGHEZTSJSJSJJSJDJNXOQDGWO
ANYWAYS!
OOP THERE GOES THE CRIME ALERT, AND HERE COMES ANOTHER DAY OF BRUSHING GLASS OFF OF MY COSTUME-
WHEEEEEEE~
Maybe one day we could use the elevator.
Jumping out of the window, I use my grappling hook to swing across the city without falling.
I hear sounds of my team following behind me, and I smile, I'm glad they have my back-
(Hehe, that back's bout to be broken by a wild night with Wally, prepare your @$$ bitc-)
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT VOICE IN MY HEAD.
AND WHY IS MY BACK ABOUT TO BE BROKEN?
oh look, the hive.
Dumb bitches.
I see C-S'mores, Elephant, pink haired asshole, baby-faced techno-loli, and human manufacturing company trying to rob the bank again, and again I'm going to beat their ass with a metal stick.
(Speaking of asses and metal rods, I hope you have lube, because otherwise you will be in pain for a WHOLE DIFFERENT reason.)
Shut the fuck up, voice.
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Oh my pride-coloured Batman, I'm turning into Deadpool.
I mean, I guess I still have that ""uniform"" Slay gave me, I still wear it sometimes to piss him off, it's great.
I also refuse to call him """sLaDe""" And will only call him Slay.
So, back to the villains, pink-jhaired asshole is currently running around me and trying to get things to blow into my face-
YOU ARE READING
Wait, what? Birdflash Oneshots!
RomanceONESHOT BOOK. Some parts of the story may not make sense, because this used to be a normal book, but I messed up the timeliness, and now it's a oneshot book! Hope you enjoy! This is basically me going "Fine, I'll do it myself" Because there's an e...
