Clay x reader oneshots trolls (tbt)

Drunk

Found this picture on pinterest and can't find out what scene it's from lol

Anyways I will do one section of when he's drunk and another when reader is drunk

On to the story!

When clay is:

I sat on the couch waiting for clay to get home. I decided to just text him, knowing he has his phone. He should have been home a while ago

Y/n: Clay where are you

Y/n: Clay

Y/n: Clay

Y/n: Clay

Funboiclay: oh hey y/n it's John

Y/n: Why do you have his phone?

Funboiclay: lol you'll see

Y/n: What do you mean by that 🫵

Funboiclay: bro his nickname for you is "my baby💌💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💟❣️❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🤎🖤🩶🤍🫶" literally every heart In existence. I thought bro was tryna be serious

Y/n: AWWWWWWW mine is "funboiclay"

Funboiclay: isn't that everybody's for clay?

Y/n: really?

Y/n: WAIT stop changing the subject. Give clay his phone back and let me text him

Funboiclay: if you say so

Funboiclay: hekko?

Y/n: baby, come home

Funboiclay: dowt call mw thatw. Obly y/n is akkoud to camm mw thath

Y/n: Escuse me what

Funboiclay: uh he just gave me his phone back and told me "they need to back off" then ran away

Y/n: John dory. You better bring him home right now. I don't know what's wrong with him but I have a feeling you're the reason

Funboiclay: it wasn't just me 😢

Funboiclay: oh clay just tripped I have to help him

Y/n: WHAT IS GOING ON

Y/n: ANSWER ME

Funboiclay: okay okay I'll take him to your place

Y/n: I will be waiting

I turned my phone off. Why was clay acting so weird. This is probably a prank John and his other brothers were probably gathered by the phone laughing. Then clay was probably locked in the closet or something

A knock was heard before i jumped up and answered it.

Clay was standing behind the door as John was running away in the distance. I shook my head

"Come in." I told him.

He walked in without saying anything.

"Why were you acting so weird when I was texting you?" I asked him.

"Are you that girl that told me to come home? I have a wife. So no thanks." He said as he held his hand infront of me sassily

(You guys aren't married yet)

As he walked pass me with my jaw dropped.

"Are you drunk!?" I shouted when I smelled it.

"Why would you care. I need to go find my WIFE y/n to tell her how much i love her. So if you'll Escuse me."