🙏Satire 🙏
Gojo thought his life was ruined when he was being sent to a school for troubled children. When he found out his best friend was coming with him, he was overjoyed.
His school experience is not at all what it seems, where he experiences a...
"Fancy seeing you here!" Creepy danger man pulled a fedora out of his bag, put it on, then tipped it to Gojo.
"Uhhh.. heh.. yeah..!" Gojo awkwardly laughed.
Creepy danger man smiled. Gojo couldn't help but notice how his eyes got smaller when he smiled. He thought it was cute.
Gojo looked the other way. He felt awkward next to his old friend. They hadn't seen each other in years. Sometimes Gojo wonders what would have happened if Creepy danger man never left.
He turns to his right to see the other person sitting next to him, the guy with black hair and glasses. He was dressed in professional clothing and seemed like a good person. Gojo wondered why he was in this school.
"Hey, uh.. I mean... if it's not awkward can we be friends again? I wanna show you this cool new thing that I found!" Creepy danger man started to tap on Gojo's shoulder.
He turned around quick and looked Creepy danger man in the eyes, but he couldn't hold eye contact for more than a few seconds.
"Sure."
"OK, well look at this thing, you are just gonna die from me telling you! It's so funny!" He pulled his phone and and started playing a video on full volume, shoving it in front of Gojo's face.
"Wh....what is this??" Gojo looked at the phone confused as to what was funny.
A man on the phone popped out of a toilet, only revealing his head. It seemed to be he was singing some odd song.
"It's skibidi toilet!" Creepy danger man smiled, the phone still playing on full volume.
Gojo couldn't help but smile at seeing Creepy danger man's eyes light up talking about this man in a toilet. Even though he thought it was weird, he felt like he was reconnecting with his old best friend.
"Are you guys actually watching...skibidi toilet in class..?" The guy next to Gojo spoke.
"You got a problem, buster?" Gojo chuckled at Gideon, trying to make him feel intimidated.
"I do, I'm trying to learn and you are literally interrupting the teacher right now!" He pushed his glasses up with his finger, and turned the other way, clearly mad.
Gojo looked to the front of the classroom to see their teacher, who clearly had been waiting to start for a while. Gojo felt humiliated because of skibidi toilet now.
The woman at the front had long white hair, little black markings on her face, green streaks in her hair, and cuff bracelets.
Her clothes were weird. It was almost like she was wearing a bikini. It was red with black design on it.
She was also a furry.
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"Hey everyone, now that my student is done playing those stupid videos, let's get started on our work." She glared at Creepy danger man.
The kid next to Gojo raised his hand.
"Yes?" The teacher looked at him, clearly annoyed.
"I would just like to say I think it was very innapropriate what he was doing, and I think you should take his phone away." The kid smirked over at Creepy danger man.
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"Uh thanks Gideon but I don't want to waste any more of my time.." She rolled her eyes and started to write on the board.
Gojo looked over at Creepy danger man and started to speak, this was the first time Gojo had spoken to him first.
"Hey uhh.. sorry about that guy!" Gojo smiled awkwardly.
"Oh it's no big deal.. he's a huge teachers pet anyways.." Creepy danger man chuckles.
"So.. what are you in here for..?" Gojo looks at him, trying to strike conversation.
He wanted to rekindle their friendship because truly, he missed spending time with his best friend from his childhood.
"Oh.. uh.. you don't wanna know.." Creepy danger man smiled. He had a smile almost like Chuu, where it was infectious. Definitely not as much as hers though.
"Oh.. well I'm glad to see you again!" Gojo smiles back at him, then looks up at the clock.
He didn't remember the times when his classes ended, but it felt like class was almost over.
The entire class, Roxanne just wrote on the board. She wanted the class to take down notes but nobody did, so she gave up and erased it.
The bell rung, and Gojo walked out, Creepy danger man running up behind him.
"So what dorm room do you have?" He smirked towards Gojo.
"Oh uhh... 2..75.. I think..?" He looked up to show he was thinking.
"Aw, I'm 110.. Maybe we can meet sometime out of school, I mean school is over anyways so I'm probably just gonna-" Creepy danger man was cut off
"School's over? After 2 periods?"
"Uh yeah, we have short days here." Creepy danger man smiled at Gojo.
"Good to know, I'm going back to my dorm room. I don't think my roomie has moved in yet so thankfully I have some alone time.." Gojo laughed, and Creepy danger man joined in.
"Well... have fun with your alone time, I'll see you tomorrow!" He ran off, Gojo watching him from behind.
Gojo begun to walk back to his room, thinking about the videos he and Creepy danger man watched that day.
