TDI sibling scenarios

Incorrect quotes that describe your relationship.

🟢💀Duncan💀🟢

Y/n: N... No!
Duncan: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???

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Y/n, at Duncan's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*
Y/n, leaning over Duncan's coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead.
Duncan, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

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Y/n: How does one turn their emotions off?
Duncan: Okay, so first go to settings.
Duncan: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought that said emojis at first.
Y/n: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?

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Duncan: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder?
Y/n: Well, it's frowned upon.
Duncan: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier?
Duncan: That's okay, right?

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Y/n: Duncan, we tried things your way.
Duncan: No, we didn't.
Y/n: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Y/n: How was your day, Duncan?
Duncan: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.
Y/n: Oh? And what does that mean?
Duncan: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.

📣📱Courtney📱📣

Y/n: That was a joke. Say ha.
Courtney: Ha.
Y/n: Now do it again.
Courtney: Ha.
Y/n: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.

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Courtney: I called you like ten times! Why didn't you pick up?
Y/n: *remembers dancing to the ringtone*
Y/n: I didn't hear it.

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Y/n: I've become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I've probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They're the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this?
Courtney: You sound like the start of a Batman villain.

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Courtney: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

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Courtney: Are you busy?
Y/n: Yes.
Courtney: Cool, listen to this.

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Courtney, on the phone: Where are you?
Y/n: I told you, I'm at work
Courtney: Swear you're not at Chuck E Cheese again?
*skee ball machine alarm goes off in the background*

📕🙄Noah🙄📕

Y/n: Are pigeons drones?
Noah: What? No, I'm trying to sleep.
Y/n: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES!
Noah: *Crying* Please let me sleep...