Erica, Simmons and Grif are on top of Red Base. A soldier in standard red armor walks up the ramp behind them.
Simmons: "Hey, that's not exactly what happened.
Grif: "Yes, it is. You said, "I'm not going to the Vegas quadrant," and then the next thing I know you're in an escape pod headed for–" He gets interrupted.
Soldier in red: "Excuse me, uh, sirs."
Grif: "Sirs?"
Erica: "I'm a woma–" She stops upon seeing the rookie. "Ah, fuck."
Red soldier: "I was told to report to Blood Gulch Outpost Number One and speak to whoever's in charge."
Grif: "Sorry man, Sarge is at Command getting orders. Ain't nobody in charge today."
Erica: "Actually, Private, he left me in charge while he's gone. How 'bout that, Simmons?" She says, looking at Simmons who grumbles.
Grif: "Dammit."
Erica: "And, he also told me if I had any trouble from you, private Grif, I should "Git in the Warthog, and crush yer head like a tomato-can." She says, impersonating Sarge as best as she could.
Grif: "That's the worst impression I've ever heard."
Erica: "Shut up."
Simmons turns to the rookie.
Simmons: "Okay rookie, what's your story?"
Donut: "Private Donut reporting for duty, sir. I'm ready to fight some aliens."
Grif: "Couple things here, rookie. First off, Private Donut? I think somebody needs a new nickname. Secondly, what's with the armor color?"
Donut: "This is the standard issue red."
Grif: "Yeah, I know. Listen, only two kinds of people wear standard issue armor: officers and recruits. And since you're not threatening to gut me like a fish, you're probably not an officer."
Donut: "Well, they're wearing red armor." He says, pointing to Erica and Simmons.
Simmons: "No, my armor is maroon."
Erica: "And I'm crimson. Your armor is red."
Donut: Well, how do I get a different color armor?
Simmons: "I bet the blues don't have to put up with this kind of crap."
At blue base, Church, Tucker, Bell, and three soldiers are looking at a tank. The first one is a male and the tallest of the three wearing standard issue blue armor, named Michael J Caboose. The second one is a male and the second tallest wearing cerulean armor with black accents, and named Caleb Caboose. The third one and the shortest is a female wearing electric blue armor with lavender accents, and named Calynn Caboose. They are the Caboose siblings, with Caleb and Calynn being younger than Michael. Michael is telling a story.
(A/N: Calynn = Ca-lynn)Caboose: "So I say to the guy, 'How are you gonna get the tank down to the planet?' And he goes... 'I'll just put it on the ship. And I go... 'If you've got a ship that can carry a tank, why not just put guns on the ship and use it instead?'"
Tucker: "Hey, kid?" He says, turning to Michael.
Caboose: "Yeah?"
Tucker: "You're ruining the moment. Shut up."
Calynn: "Hey, don't talk to my brother like that, cock sucker." She tells Tucker.
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The Quiet One: A Red Vs Blue Story
FanfictionEnter Erica 'Chambers', the best soldier on the red team. She's known as the quiet one amongst her team, not because she doesn't talk much, but rather she holds secrets about herself that she prefers not to share. TW: Abuse, Usage of dead name, Gend...