S1 E7: Check out the Treads on That Tank

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Church, Bell, Caleb, Calynn and Tucker are behind a rock with bullets hitting the canyon wall behind them. Caleb and Calynn are still hugging the crying Bell.

Church: "My God, doesn't that thing ever run out of bullets?"

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Church: "My God, doesn't that thing ever run out of bullets?"

Tucker: "You know, in hindsight, we should have brought the tank."

Church: "Hey, Tucker, what good is a tank gonna do us if nobody here knows how to drive it?"

Caleb: "Oh, Calynn and I do."

Calynn: "And you know those tanks have a tutorial program, right?"

Church: "What? No! Why didn't you tell me?!"

Caleb: "You never asked."

Bell: "I hate this. I wanna go home." She cries.

Church: "OH, grow a pair, Bell."

Bell: "But I'm a girl." She whines.

Cut to Caboose hopping in the tank. As the canopy closes, the tank turns on.

Tank: "Hello, and thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle Tank. You may call me Sheila."

Caboose: "Hello. Sheila. Big tank lady."

Sheila: "Would you like me to run the tutorial program?"

Caboose: "Oh, that'd be very nice. Thank you."

Sheila: "Tutorial program activated. This program is intended to instruct non-certified personnel in the use of this Scorpion class tank. Let's begin with some driving."

Caboose: "Okay."

Cut to Simmons firing the Warthog's gun with Grif on the ground behind him.

Grif: "Simmons. SIMMONS!"

Simmons stops firing and steps down.

Grif: "Man, that thing is loud."

While they talk, Sheila drives by in the background.

While they talk, Sheila drives by in the background

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