Church, Bell, Caleb, Calynn and Tucker are behind a rock with bullets hitting the canyon wall behind them. Caleb and Calynn are still hugging the crying Bell.
Church: "My God, doesn't that thing ever run out of bullets?"
Tucker: "You know, in hindsight, we should have brought the tank."
Church: "Hey, Tucker, what good is a tank gonna do us if nobody here knows how to drive it?"
Caleb: "Oh, Calynn and I do."
Calynn: "And you know those tanks have a tutorial program, right?"
Church: "What? No! Why didn't you tell me?!"
Caleb: "You never asked."
Bell: "I hate this. I wanna go home." She cries.
Church: "OH, grow a pair, Bell."
Bell: "But I'm a girl." She whines.
Cut to Caboose hopping in the tank. As the canopy closes, the tank turns on.
Tank: "Hello, and thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle Tank. You may call me Sheila."
Caboose: "Hello. Sheila. Big tank lady."
Sheila: "Would you like me to run the tutorial program?"
Caboose: "Oh, that'd be very nice. Thank you."
Sheila: "Tutorial program activated. This program is intended to instruct non-certified personnel in the use of this Scorpion class tank. Let's begin with some driving."
Caboose: "Okay."
Cut to Simmons firing the Warthog's gun with Grif on the ground behind him.
Grif: "Simmons. SIMMONS!"
Simmons stops firing and steps down.
Grif: "Man, that thing is loud."
While they talk, Sheila drives by in the background.
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The Quiet One: A Red Vs Blue Story
FanfictionEnter Erica 'Chambers', the best soldier on the red team. She's known as the quiet one amongst her team, not because she doesn't talk much, but rather she holds secrets about herself that she prefers not to share. TW: Abuse, Usage of dead name, Gend...