S1 E18: SPF 0

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Blue team, minus Tex, are standing over Church's body.

Church: "I am not happy about this

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Church: "I am not happy about this."

Caboose: "I have an idea." No one answers him. "I HAVE AN IDEA!"

Tucker: "Yeah, we heard you the first time, Caboose. We were just ignoring you."

Bell: "Sorry, Caboose. I was lost in thought." She apologizes.

Caleb: "I was paying my respects."

Calynn: "Why?" She asks him.

Caboose: "Since you possessed that Red guy, and took control of him...Why don't you just possess your own body?"

Caleb, Calynn, Bell and Tucker slowly look to Michael.

Church: "Oh, I see, so that way I would be living inside of my own dead body."

Caboose: "Yes."

Church: "Unable to move. Just laying there rotting in the sun for all eternity."

Caboose: "Yes!"

Church: "Okay, Caboose. I'll be sure to get right on that."

Caboose: "I think you are a mean ghost." He says to Church.

Tucker: "Dude, you really stink." He talks about Church's dead body.

Church: "What?"

Bell: "I think your body is starting to rot."

Church: "Damn it, Tucker. The first chance we get, you are going to bury my body, with the help of these three." He gestures to Bell, Calynn and Caleb.

Bell: "Yes, sir!"

Calynn: "No, sir." She mock salutes.

Tucker: "Quit your bitching, nothing's going to happen to it."

Church: "It's a freaking indignity! My body fought hard for this army, and it deserves to be laid to rest."

Calynn: "But...you couldn't even shoot properly."

Tucker: "Yeah, get over it, you're already dead."

Bell: "Tucker, spare some sympathy."

Tucker: "Bell, shut up."

Before Bell could apologize, Calynn punches Tucker's shoulder.

Tucker: "Ow!"

Calynn: "What's the worst that could happen anyways?" She asks Church.

Michael looks up to the sky.

Caboose: "Hey, Church, look, birds! Why are they flying around in circles?"

Church: "Ugh, God..!" He sighs.

Cut to Erica, Grif and Simmons on top of the Red Base. Erica sits on the edge kicking her legs.

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