S1 E16: A Slightly Crueler Cruller

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Donut stands on top of Red Base in pink armor.

Donut: "Dude, this is sweet! Command was so happy that I got the Blue flag, they gave me my own color armor!"

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Donut: "Dude, this is sweet! Command was so happy that I got the Blue flag, they gave me my own color armor!"

Grif, Simmons and Erica all look at each other.

Grif: "Uh... hey, Donut?"

Donut: "What?"

Simmons: "Um, about your armor..."

Donut: "What about it?"

Simmons: "How do I put this... Your armor is, um... It's a little, um...Grif, uh, you wanna help me out here?"

Grif: "It's pink. Your armor is frickin' pink!"

Simmons: "Yeah, that's it. Pink."

Erica: "I think it looks good, though."

Donut: "Pink? My armor's not pink!"

Grif: "PINK."

Simmons: "Yeah, definitely pink."

Donut: "You guys are color-blind. Why would they give me pink armor?"

Grif: "Hey, don't ask, don't tell."

Simmons: "Heh, that's not funny." He says over Grif's laughter.

Grif laughs a little more.

Grif: "It's a little funny."

Erica smacks Grif in the shoulder.

Grif: "Ow!"

Donut: "Look at it, it's not pink. It's like, uh.. a "lightish red"."

Erica: "That's the stupidest thing I've heard all day."

Grif: "And guess what? They already have a color for lightish red. You know what it's called? Pink."

Donut: "I hate you guys."

Sarge runs up the ramp with Lopez behind him.

Sarge: "Well hello, dirtbags." He looks at Donut. "And a fine hello to you, madam."

Donut: "It's LIGHT red."

Sarge: "Don't get your panties in a wad there, Barbie. Do you have a package for me?"

Donut: "Yes sir."

Sarge: "Excellent."

Donut holds up a mechanical unit.

Donut: "They said this speech unit should work with Lopez."

Grif: "Speech unit?"

Donut: "Here you go." He hands the unit to Sarge.

Sarge: "Affirmative. Command was fresh out of speech modules when I started building Lopez, but once I get this baby installed, l'll finally have someone intelligent other than Chambers to talk to...No offense, Simmons."

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