The Quiet One: A Red Vs Blue Story

S1 E19 Finale: Last One Out, Hit the Lights

Grif and Simmons stand atop Red Base. Lopez is visible in the background.

Simmons: "Hey."

Grif: "Yeah?"

Simmons: "You ever wonder why we're here?"

Grif: "No. I never, ever, wonder why we're here. Semper Fi, bitch."

Church runs up and possesses Lopez.

Lopez: "Keegakergerk!"

Simmons: "What? What's wrong with Lopez?"

They turn to look at him.

Grif: "I don't care."

Church(possessing Lopez): "Aye, muchachos, necesito darles..... un aviso...¿Qué? ¿Por qué estoy hablando en español? ¡Yo no puedo hablar español!"

[Guys, I need to give... you a... warning...What? Why am I speaking Spanish? I don't know Spanish!]

Simmons: "Um...Sure..."

Church: "¡No, no, escuchame! ¡La bruja los va a matar! ;Ella está trabajando en el tanque!"

[No, listen to me! The mean woman is going to kill you! She is fixing the tank!]

Cut to Tucker overlooking Tex who is still working on the tank.

Tucker: "Aw, crap. Guys, she's almost done fixing Sheila."

Bell: "That's not good." She mutters.

Calynn: "Should I radio Church and tell him what's going on?"

Caboose: "Oh! Oh! Oh! Lynn, please! Please! Lynn! Lynn! Lynn! Lynn, please! Ly–"

Calynn: "Fine, you can be the one who radios Church, Mikey."

Caboose: "Thank you." He turns on his radio. "Calling Church. Come in, Church. This is your close, personal friend, Private O'Malley."

Caleb: "What?"

Tucker: "O'Malley? You said your name was Caboose."

Caboose?: "I never said that, you guys did!"

Bell: "Sorry, Caboose? O'Malley?" She apologizes.

Tucker: "Why didn't you correct us?"

Caboose?: "Because I didn't want to be difficult." He turns his radio on again. "Come in, Private Church. Do you copy? Soldier unit Tex almost has the armor vehicle situation rectified. Okay. We require verification of your...mission....ness." He clears his thraot. "How is your progression?"

Calynn: "Mikey? Are you okay?"

Caboose?: "Yes, I'm fine."

Church(over radio): "Caboose! ;Nadie aquí está escuchando mí! ¡No mas puedo hablar español!!"

[Caboose! No one here is listening to me! I can only speak Spanish for some reason!!]

After a few seconds, Michael? turns to Tucker.

Caboose?: "...He says he wants to talk to you."

Cut to Sheila.

Sheila: "Thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle Tank."

Tucker: "Oh shit. We got trouble."

Cut back to Church, as Lopez, talking to Grif and Simmons. Erica walks up the ramp towards them.

Erica: "What's going on up here?"

Church: "Un tanque... grrrande!"

Grif: "Hey, I think if you're gonna live in this country, you should speak the language."