The Quiet One: A Red Vs Blue Story

S1 E8: Don't Ph34r the Reaper

Sheila's turret is pointed at Grif, then it turns to Simmons.

Grif: "Why is it just sitting there?"

Simmons: "Just trying to mess with our heads. Let's get back to the Warthog."

Cut to Sheila's HUD.

Sheila: "This tank is equipped with an auto-fire sequence that can be activated by pressing the auto-fire button."

Caboose: "Auto-fire, auto-fire, here, here! No, wait... okay, that's more a switch than a button..."

Sheila: "This will end the tutorial, and should only be activated if proper safety procedures–"

Cut to Simmons and Grif.

Simmons: "Okay, you ready? Let's do this on three. One..."

Grif: "Wait. On three? Or three and then go?"

Simmons: "On three. It's always faster to go on three."

Grif: "Okay, okay. On three."

Cut to Sheila's HUD.

Caboose: "Here!"

Sheila: "Tutorial deactivated. Auto-fire sequence activated."

Cut to Simmons.

Simmons: "Ready?"

Cut to Sheila's HUD.

Sheila: "Acquiring target."

Cut to the other five blues.

Church: "I'm going for the jeep. Cover me."

Bell: "I don't think this is a good idea."

Church: "Just have a little faith Bell."

Caleb: "Why do I get a sense of foreshadowing from that?"

Cut to Simmons and Grif. Grif is backing away.

Simmons: "One..."

Grif turns around and starts running away. Sheila's crosshair follows Grif.

Sheila: "Target acquired."

Cut to Grif running.

Grif: "Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit..." He pants heavily.

Cut to Simmons.

Simmons: "Two..."

Cut to Sheila's HUD locking onto Grif.

Sheila: "Target locked."

Cut to Church running toward the Warthog, while panting loudly.

Cut to Simmons.

Simmons: "Three!" He turns around and sees Grif running away. "Oh, you back-stabbing cock bite!"

Sheila: "Firing main cannon."

Sheila fires and blows up the Warthog right in front of Grif.

Cut to Simmons.

Simmons: "Son of a bitch!" He crouches next to Shiela.

Cut to Grif.

Grif: "Son of a bitch!"

Cut to Church.

Church: "Son of a bitch!"

Sheila: "Firing main cannon."

Simmons: "Shit!"