when ur in the same elevator with ur divorced parents

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-Yayyyyyy IDK WHAT I AM DOING-

-Lampy, Mark, Wallter are in the elevator >:3-

except im lazy to type

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*insert Mark and Wallter having a divorced arguement while Lampert sitting there in the elevator*

wooden thing: ur ugly brick boi

walter white: ur also ugly

lampy: can I watch ur phone dad???

wooden thing: charge the phone

lampy: we got no charger

wooden thing: i will cut ur plug tail off and use it to charge my phone then

walter white: this is why i divorced with you

wooden thing: he doesn't mind

lampy: *insert sobbing noises*

wooden thing: see? he's okay

walter white: no

wooden thing: yes

walter white: im taking the custody of lampert

wooden thing: nuh uh i am

walter white: no, im taking full custody

wooden thing: I NEED HIM TO CHARGE MY PHONE THAT I TOTALLY DIDN'T STEAL FROM FLESHY

walter white: YOU WHAT?!?!

wooden thing: you heard me ugly brick boi

lampy: DADDDD I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE IKEA STOCK

wooden thing and walter white: no

lampy:   :(

wooden thing: this is why i should hire Jim for my therapist

walter white: WHO IS JIM-

wooden thing: JIM'S COMPU-

Lampy: *insert 3 years old crying noises*

*insert very long divorced gay argument and lampert does the peter griffin death pose*



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