i write so much satire stuff sob
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Gnarpy: And what I'm zaying is that I zhould commit tax murder
Spud!: What the shi- :spud noises:
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Pilby: I would like one burger and an ice cream
Emerson: The ice cream machine is broken
Pilby: A burger then
Emerson: The burger machine is also broken
Pibly: A soda?
Emerson: The soda machine is also broken
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DrRetro: And what is your defense for killing Wallter?
MR: Because I hate concrete
DrRetro: That's not an defense...
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Infected: 1'm g0nno bI4xmailz u t0nlgh*
Unpleasant: ...
Unpleasant: *steals the ban hammer*
Infected: N00000000000000000000
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Split: It's time to take a shower
Bive: NO!
Split: Yes.
Bive: No!
Split: I make you touch the rain.
Bive: Can I have my raincoat at least :(
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Prototype: I'm YOU! BUT COLORFUL!
Reddy: My children are better than you.
Prototype: Do you have a battery that I can eat?
Reddy: No.
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Lampert: Ew
Fleshy: Happy Birthday
Lampert: Who's birthday?
Fleshy: Your dad
Lampert: I have a dad?
