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BAU BABES 💕💕

Y/N: HELLOH SHEVERYONE

Emmy: HIUUUIII😻😻😻😻MONMY 😻😻😻😻

Y/N: 😘😘😘😘😘😘

Penny: Guys how did you find your phones???

Emmy: SHHHH DONR GELL PRNNY BUT WE FOUND THEM IN TGE CATR 😾😾😾

Der: IN THE CAT?!🙀🙀🙀

Y/N: noooo sillt in yhr car 🙄🙄

Spence: It is two in the morning, why are you guys up?

Y/N: SPENCIE POO😻😻😻😻😻😻💕💕💕

Emmy: If you MUDT know wt arr parttyinj!!! ! 🍝🍝🙏

y/N: why arte you up spencei pok???? 😾😾 SLEEB!!! 😾😾

Spence: I was up reading books, but now you guys are keeping me awake.

Hotchocolate: Where are you guys?

Y/N: woildnt you likjs to jbow weatget boy😾

Hotchocolate: Jesus christ.

Emmy: donr wben teu me hotchner im anot twlling yor 🤨🤨

Hotchocolate: Don't worry, I'm not stupid.

Der: PRINCESS QUICK R YOU DATING HOTCH?????????

Y/N: ifk am i(?? 😼😼😼

Der: THATS NOT A NO!!!! 🙏🙏

Hotchocolate: Jesus christ, Morgan, we're not dating.

Y/N: WIW. so alo wt hag meant vnitiong to you?? 😿😿😿

Hotchocolate: Y/L/N.

Y/N: i rjpyft it was hotchner, not Y/L/N😿😿😿

Hotchocolate: You know damn well we're not married.

Y/N: YET 😼😼😼😼

Hotchocolate: Jesus christ I'm quitting.

Papa Pasta: Aaron, think this through, man.

Hotchocolate: It was an empty threat. Anyways, won't be texting for a little while, I'm driving.

Y/N: BYE BABY 😿😿😿

Der: 😼😼😼

Jay: Oh my god, Derek.

Hotchocolate: HALO EVERUONE!!!!

Spence: Hotch??

Hotchocolate: HELLO UNCLE SPENCER!!!

Spence: Oh, hi buddy! What are you doing up?

Hotchocolate: I had a bad dream and daddy asked if I wanted to come along for the ride to pick up Y/ N!!

Der: aweee ur picking up your mommy, hey?

Hotchocolate: What do you mean uncle derek?? My mommy died. 😔😔

Jay: DEREK NO

Penny: der you absolute baffoon.

Der: mb i forgotted 😿😿

Spence: "Forgotted" isn't actually a word!

Der: Pretty boy, ily, but shut the fuck up.

Spence: Okay. 😔

Hotchocolate: DADDY SAYS I HAVE TO GIVE HIM HIS PHONE BACK BYYERE!!!

Penny: bye Jackster!!

Spence: Bye Jack!

Jay: Seeya buddy!!

Der: goodbye child 🙄

Penny: DEREK MORGAN.

Der: IM SORRY SWEETCHEEKS🙏🙏🙏😨😨

Penny: good. now go to sleep.

Hotchocolate: DEREK MORGAN WHY IS MY SON ASKING Y/N IF SHE'S HIS NEW MOMMY???????

Der: oh shit.

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