BAU BABES 💕💕
Y/N: a a ron and i are no longer together.
Hotchocolate: Oh my God.
Y/N: u know what u did asshole
Hotchocolate: It's not that serious.
Penny: whatd he do??!
Emmy: hotch how do u always manage to fuck up 😔
Hotchocolate: I'm leaving.
Der: NO WAIT WHATD HE DO
Y/N: he keeps on fatshaming my cat. hes not fat hes just got a little pudge and hes my sweet little boy.
Penny: HOTCH YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH YOU BETTER NOT EVER HURT HIS LITTLE TINY BABY FEELINGS EVER AGAIN THAT POOR SWEET BOY
Hotchocolate: What am I supposed to say when your cat weighs TWENTY POUNDS?!
Y/N: thats his personal information!
Hotchocolate: He's not a fucking person, my God.
Emmy: u take that back
Der: 😨
Papa pasta: Aaron, you're in for it now...
Y/N: AARON HOTCHNER U LITTLE ASSHOLE GET UR ASS OVER HERE OR I SWEAR TO GOD OH MY HES JUST A SWEET LITTLE BABY HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT HES NOT A PERSON HES JUST AS IF NOT MORE CAPABLE AS YOU.
Hotchocolate: Now I'm being compared to a cat... What has my life come to?
Y/N: WELL now you dont have to worry cuz were DONE!
Hotchocolate: Okay, baby, I'll see you in bed tonight.
Y/N: no u wont im sleeping at emmy and jjs
Jay: Oh?
Emmy: shhhh go along with it
Jay: Alright.
Hotchocolate: Whatever you say, baby.
Der: honestly whens it my turn
Y/N: idk maybe get a better personality and more ppl will like u
Der: wow
Spencer: Derek, I think that it's time you realize that nobody likes you...
Penny: i like him hes my sexy
Der: rhats rifht fuck yall bitches 😘🖕
Y/N: penny would 100% leave u for me...
Der: PFFT AS IF
Penny: ...
Der: baby girl?
Penny: ... shes not wrong...
Der: what if i kill mys-
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A/N: soz for beinf so late with this yall 😔😔
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BAU x reader GC
RomanceA BAU groupchat where the reader is the teams princess and they all love her. Pairings: Jemily Hotch x reader
