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BAU BABES 💕💕

Hotchocolate: I know I never ask you guys for help but please help me.

Papa pasta: What happened, Aaron?

Hotchocolate: Y/N's gonna be so mad at me...

Der: no shot big bad fbi agent aaron hotchner is fr scared of that lil princess 😹😹😹😹

Hotchocolate: Do you mean the "lil princess" that drowned you last week??

Der: ah shit u right

Papa pasta: What did you do, Aaron?

Hotchocolate: ...

Emmy: hotch... 🤨

Hotchocolate: Okay, I may or may not have accidentally truthfully questionable if I even actually did it in the first place washed her favourite white dress with other colors and turned it pink but truthfully there's not even any proof that it was me so...

Emmy: ur on ur own there buddy

Der: oh my god

Papa pasta: Just buy her a new one.

Hotchocolate: It may or may not be one of a kind and it may have costed over 6 grand...

Papa pasta: Don't worry Aaron, I've got this.

Jay: Rossi to the rescue as always.

Y/N: u guys do know im in this chat right?

Hotchocolate: I THOUGHT I BLOCKED YOU OUT OF IT?

Der: hotch u cant do that😭😭

Emmy: bro thought he could become penny 😹😹😹

Hotchocolate: Y/N, you know that I love you so much right?

Y/N: aaron. open the door.

Der: NAHHHH where u hidin?

Hotchocolate: The laundry room, and no.

Y/N: aaron hotchner.

Hotchocolate: PLEASE SOMEONE HELP I DON'T WANT TO BE MURDERED BY MY OWN GIRLFRIEND

Papa pasta: I'm on my way, don't worry.

Y/N: aaron.

Hotchocolate: My beautiful, gorgeous girlfriend, I love you more than life itself. You are so beautiful and you're the love of my life.

Papa pasta: I'm here.

Hotchocolate: OH THANK GOD

Y/N: theres nothing you can do to help...

Papa pasta: Are you sure?

Y/N: NVM YALL PAPA JUST GAVE ME TICKETS TO PARIS AND 2000 DOLLARS WERE GOOD

Y/N: boutta get my oui oui on beguetyye 🥖

Hotchocolate: I owe you, Dave.

Papa pasta: Think of it as a house warming present.

Y/N: OMG MY FAVOURITE WINE TOO UR SO KIND

Emmy: Y/N INVITE ME TO PARIS INSTEAD OF STINKY HOTCH

Der: remember last time u went to paris...?

Spence: I'm still bitter...

Emmy: i thought we all agreed we'd forget about that...

Jay: Sorry babe, nope.

Der: quick question, wheres jack in all of this??

Hotchocolate: OH SHIT

Y/N: he was supposed to pick him up from school 3 hours ago 😹😹😹

Der: jack rn:

Der: jack rn:

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