BAU x reader GC

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TW: guns

BAU BABES 💕💕

Y/N: will someone play roblox w me 😔

Emmy: absolutely i will.

Y/N: YAY 😻😻

Hotchocolate: Y/L/N, Prentiss, we're on a case. We're here to catch a murderer, not to "roleplay" on Bloxburg.

Der: hotchy how do u know what roleplaying on bloxburg is 🤨🤨

Hotchocolate: You seem to have forgotten that I have an 8 year old son.

Der: ah truth mb g 😔🙏

Papa pasta: Why is everyone on here when the case isn't done?

Hotchocolate: That's exactly what I was saying, Dave.

Papa pasta: You're on here too, Aaron.

Y/N: YEAH AYE RON 😡

Hotchocolate: Are you seriously still mad at me?

Y/N: very.

Spence: Hotch, what did you do?

Hotchocolate: I may or may not have closed her Sims tab before she saved it...

Der: uh oh 😟

Y/N: MAY have. 😡😡

Hotchocolate: I literally redid your entire little roleplay thing.

Y/N: its not the same anymore. 😡😡😡😡😡

Hotchocolate: Oh my, I'm so sorry that his nose "isnt the same" anymore. Truly.

Emmy: death penalty tbh 😕

Jay: Emily Prentiss.

Emmy: sorry babe 😔😔🙏

Y/N: anyways guys this mf unsub is literally trying to shoot my ass gtg 🤪

Hotchocolate: Y/N?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO GET COFFEE??

Y/N: oh yeah i was but the second i went out of thw building this mf popped up 😹😹 guess he found out we were onto him 😔

Emmy: r u fr in a shootout and texting us rn?

Y/N: yup

Hotchocolate: Everyone get off your phones and get down here. NOW!

Der: On my way!

Der: im gonna kms