BAU BABES 💕💕
Emmy: derek i hate to say this but im glad u made it on time
Der: aweeee u lovvveeee meeee
Emmy: dont push it.
Der: seriously tho, u and jj were beautiful em
Jay: Thanks, Derek. Still not doing a threesome.
Der: damnit 😔
Y/N: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE MARRIED 😫😫😫
Emmy: IT FEELS PERFECT LIKE THIS IS MY HOT SEXY WIFE EVERYONE LOOK AT HER!!! 😛😛😛😛😛
Jay: It's wonderful.
Y/N: aweeee 🥲🥲 (that should be me, holding your hand, that should be me, makin you smile😔😔)
Hotchocolate: You guys were beautiful, it was an honor to walk you down the aisle, JJ.
Jay: Thank you so much, Hotch.
Der: ENOUGH W THE SAPPY SHIT LETS PARTY 🎉
Papa pasta: This may be my cue to leave.
Hotchocolate: Dave, before you do, come outside with me, I'd like to speak with you.
Papa pasta: Alright, Aaron.
Y/N: r u cheatinf on me with my father a a ron?!!
Hotchocolate: Y/N, please shut up.
Der: NAHHH ROSSIXHOTCH 🙀🙀
Papa pasta: What's that supposed to mean?
Emmy: that u and hotch r fucking
Papa pasta: First, I'm not gay. Second, I'm dating Strauss.
Y/N: YOURE WHAT NOW????
Hotchocolate: Told you they wouldn't take it well.
Der: NO FUCKING WAY ROSSIS FUCKING STRAUSS
Papa pasta: I'm not just fucking her, I love her and I want to propose.
Emmy: IM SORRY?!?!
Jay: Oh, Rossi...
Spence: Rossi, as much as I don't like Strauss, congratulations!
Hotchocolate: Which is exactly what you all should be saying.
Der: sorry daddy 😔😔 congrats rossi
Emmy: yeah congrats or whatevs
Y/N: im not doing it.
Hotchocolate: Y/N.
Y/N: no.
Papa pasta: It's alright, Aaron. I'll talk to her. Come outside, sweetheart.
Y/N: fine.
Der: nah cuz shits actually starting to hurt why rossi only love Y/N 😕😕
Y/N: CUZ IM FUCKING BETTER DERDICK
Emmy: LMAOOO DERDICK Y/N IM CRYING
Jay: That's actually really funny 😆
Y/N: why thank you! 😊
Der: why is everyone laughing at my pain 😔
Spence: Because it's funny, Derdick! 😹
Der: oh ok fuck me then ig 🚶♀️
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BAU x reader GC
RomanceA BAU groupchat where the reader is the teams princess and they all love her. Pairings: Jemily Hotch x reader
