BAU BADDIES 💕💕
Der: WHO THE HELL BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND GLUED GLITTER AND HELLO KITTY STICKERS ALL OVER MY HEAD
Emmy: LMAO
Emmy: bet it was Y/N
Der: NO IK ITS Y/N I JUST WANT HER TO ADMIT IT
Y/N: i did no such thing
Y/N: i would never
Y/N: how low do u think of me
Der: hotch did she leave ur bed at all last night
Y/N: WOAH who said i was with him? 🤨
Hotchocolate: She was. She left at 2AM.
Y/N: no sex for a week.
Hotchocolate: Every one of us knows that you won't hold up to that.
Emmy: yeah sorry babe 😕
Y/N: i hate u all
Papa pasta: Since when were Prentiss and JJ getting married?
Jay: Rossi.
Emmy: do u live under a rock?
Hotchocolate: Keep in mind that Rossi is rarely on here and he went on vacation last week.
Y/N: well get on here more dad 🤨
Papa pasta: I'll try, kiddo.
Der: yeah we know shes ur favourite 🙄
Y/N: someones jelly 😼
Der: u just wait, beautiful. u just wait.
Y/N: is that a threat?
Der: its a promise. 😉
Hotchocolate: Morgan, stop flirting with my girlfriend.
Y/N: his girlfriend 💕💕🤩🤩🤩
Emmy: u broke Y/N again hotch
Hotchocolate: Don't worry, she'll go back to normal in 10 minutes.
Spence: Actually, she takes approximately 12 minutes and 32 seconds to process when she gets overwhelmed by Hotch.
Der: and ur not gonna yell at him for watching ur girlfriend THAT closely????
Hotchocolate: That's just Reid, Morgan.
Der: well, screw me then ig 🙄
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BAU x reader GC
RomanceA BAU groupchat where the reader is the teams princess and they all love her. Pairings: Jemily Hotch x reader
