BAU BABES 💕
Hotchocolate: Uhm, is someone going to get Morgan?
Y/N: were at a bar let the man do his lil dance
Hotchocolate: It's scaring me.
Y/N: didnt know i was dating a PUSSY 🤬
Hotchocolate: My bad, babe.
Emmy: no seriously hes gonna get sexual assault charges...
Y/N: oh well he deserves it
Hotchocolate: .... True...
Der: HONEST TO GOD YALL IM SO HIGH RN 🚬 🤞🤞😛
Emmy: .... maybe u shouldnt say that to a bunch of feds....
Emmy: HELL YOU ARE A FED
Der: yea that means i can do what i want duhhhh 🤞😚
Hotchocolate: I'm not going to comment... Y/N, come here.
Y/N: 🏃♀️ 💨
Penny: guyssss
Der: whats weong pretty baby? you need some tasty dark chocolate?🤞😛😼
Penny: not now...
Penny: theres karaoke.
Papa pasta: AARON, I'M GETTING YOU BACK FOR LAST TIME.
Emmy: hes making out with his (our) gf rn i dont think he cares...
Papa pasta: God damnit, they're like teenagers.
Spence: Guys, Jack and Henry just went to bed, when you come home don't he too loud!
Y/N: AWE SPENCE YOURE SO GOOD WITH THEM I LOVE YOUUUU
Spence: I love you too, princess! 🥰
Der: pretty boy tryna take yo girl hotchy 😼😼😼
Hotchocolate: Y/N come back here...
Papa pasta: Please, no.
Papa pasta: And they're at it again.
Der: i gotta see this
Emmy: derek u perv
Der: proudly 🤞🤞
Emmy: Derek, do us all a favour and lock yourself into a mental institution.
Spence: I did it with my mom once, I can do it!
Y/N: oh spence...
Spence: I'm not sad, I swear.
Hotchocolate: We'll have a chat when I come home, Spencer.
Y/N: ^^
Spence: Uh oh...
Emmy: NAHHH MOMMY AND DADDY GOT HIS ASS
Penny: its my turn for karaoke!
Y/N: AARON GET OFF ME I GOTTA WATCH MY BABY GIRL
Hotchocolate: Again, I'm pushed away from my girlfriend.
Der: honestly bro shut up
Hotchocolate: Honestly bro, you're getting extra extra paperwork.
Der: NOOOOOOO PLS
hotchocolate: Too late.
Emmy: EVERYONE SHUT UP PENNYS SINGING!
*An hour later*
Papa pasta: WHO SIGNED ME UP FOR KARAOKE?
Hotchocolate: Oops...
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BAU x reader GC
RomanceA BAU groupchat where the reader is the teams princess and they all love her. Pairings: Jemily Hotch x reader
