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BAU BABES 💕💕

Der: did i just see...

Y/N: i thought it was just my imagination...

Hotchocolate: If I quit and kill myself how bad would it really be?

Y/N: aaron. 🤬🤬

Hotchocolate: Sorry, honey. ❤️

Y/N: ur forgiven ig BUT ONLY CUZ U CALLED ME HONEY

Hotchocolate: Alright, honey.

Emmy: excuse me quit being cute and focus

Spence: I know it's horrible for you, but can I bleach my eyes?

Penny: not unless u bleach mine too

Jay: Okay everyone, just tell me what happened.

Der: w-we saw...

Y/N: no shot bro just stuttered over txt wtf 😕

Emmy: LMAOO

Der: shut up it adds suspense

Der: anywyas

Der: rossi and strauss were....

Jay: I've heard enough, I don't want that mental image.

Hotchocolate: I wish I never saw that image.

Y/N: i think im depressed

Emmy: me too girl me too

Y/N: emmy lets go get taco bell!

Emmy: FUCK YEAH

Papa pasta: What just happened?

Der: you dont get to speak SLUT

Papa pasta: Noted.

Hotchocolate: Can we talk about how princess and Prentiss just went from admitting their depression to getting Taco Bell? Not to mention we're in the middle of a work day...

Y/N: if u want ur pp to stay attached id suggest u shut up

Hotchocolate: My bad, sending you $50 for your Taco Bell, honey.

Emmy: i see u have him trained well

Y/N: 😚😚

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