Chapter 2 : You're annoying.

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 Lucifer was half-stumbling half-walking around the lobby, with an obvious headache. To be completely honest, I had a bit of a headache as well. Mostly because these IDIOTS are so hard to manage! I took a deep breath. Calm down... I hung my coat on a coat hanger nearby and took my place on a stool in the bar.

Husker walked over to me. I barely glanced at him, " Already over that hangover? " I asked. He nodded, " Now, what's with that outburst of yours earlier? At the KING OF HELL for God's sake! " Husker prodded. " He was... getting under my skin. I must admit. Though he is quite short, he is as annoying as Angel Dust, maybe even more so, " I stated. " Wow, what a surprise! I didn't think ANYONE could annoy you to that point. " He laughed aloud. I growled.

Out of the corner of my eye, I could see Lucifer attempt to walk towards me. Key word : Attempt. He was more fumbling. He put his hand on my shoulder, " Hehe. Famous Radio Demon~ but he has a cute little tail~ " I could feel myself blushing profusely out of embarrassment. " Is the Radio Demon blushing now? " Lucifer giggled.

My ears went flat against my head, " Shut up, Lucifer Morningstar... " I muttered angrily. He giggled again, " You're adorable when you're annoyed. "

" Oh hush you... " I growled. Why does he have to be so childish when drunk... not that he is mature when sober though. " Boop~ hehe~ " Lucifer said. " Ack!- " I exclaimed as he ' boop ' ed my nose. Or whatever this embarrassing action people do to animals. I felt my face heat up even more, if that was even possible.

" I... hate... you... " I managed. " Luv you too! " This man was definitely NOT sober. I teleported away in a black haze, but I think something definitely went wrong-

Well, that's what I get for using so much of my power without sleeping during the night. I looked around. " Oh dear. " I mumbled, " What happened- " I was... momentarily disoriented, and I could hear the static in my voice was gone. Oh no. I spun around, greeted with Vox. Fuck. " S*a*l*u*t*a*i*o*n*s! " I laughed. Come on Alastor. You always got a way to evade the police back then. Escape Vox now!!! " Oh well, well, well! What do we have here? The Deer Demon huh? I wasn't planning on having venison tonight. But maybe I'll make an exception, " Vox laughed.

" Go ahead and try. Neither Valentino or Velvette are here with you! " I exclaimed. Great, stuck with Vox... I thought.

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Vox and I had been fighting for a few hours, but I finally got him. " Time for a black out, Vox~ " I laughed before hitting him on his shitty TV head, knocking him out. Unfortunately, I exerted a lot of effort and power into that fight... I sighed. My head was hurting more than ever now, and I didn't have enough energy to teleport back to the hotel.

I collapsed onto the wall, completely exhausted. " Ho...w em...barrassing... thi...s i...s. " I murmured. " I... c...ant l...et Ch...arlie see... me... li...ke th...is. " I groaned in pain. That son of a bitch TV had a gun on him and shot me in the leg. TWICE.

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