Things That I've Once Said (Among other random things about me)

Things That Live in my Head

Puns, quotes, and other random stuff I can't get out of my head :D

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

You were my brother Anakin. I loved you.

Roses are red,

Cacti are prickly,

Mortis Gods that escalated quickly

If you are dating a girl who doesn't like Star Wars puns,

you're looking for love in Alderaan places.

Ahsoka is more of a Skywalker than Rey will ever be.

Ezra: I fought the Seventh Sister

Kanan: I fought Maul

Obi-Wan: I fought Vader

Yoda: Fought Sidious I have

Ahsoka: PFFFTT- I FOUGHT 'EM ALL IN THE SAME DAY

Ahsoka vs Rey:

Ahsoka:

Fought Grievous multiple times

Fought Ventress multiple times

Survived the Blue Shadow Virus

Blew up a droid factory

Fought Aura Sing multiple times

Turned to the Dark side

Died

Came back to life with the life essence of a god

Turned back to the Light side

Escaped the unescapable prison

Was hunted by Trandosians 

Got shot at by a droid gunship

Escaped and evaded Coruscant 

Fought Tarkin in court

Left the Jedi Order

Fought in the Siege of Mandalore 

Fought Maul multiple times

Survived Order 66

Evaded the Empire's detection for years

Killed an Inquisitor without lightsabers (twice)

Became a Grey Jedi

Led an attack against Imperial forces on Raada

Rescued her girlfriend from the Empire without getting caught

Joined the Rebellion

Beat up some more Inquisitors

Fought Darth Vader and landed a blow using the power of The High Ground™️

Died

Came back to life

Fought Palatine

Took on a Padawan who was not Force sensitive

Deflected blaster shots from her ship while in space (Literally walked in the sky)

Fought Baylan Skoll

Died

Came back to life

Went to another galaxy

Defeated Morgan Elsbeth

Taught her Padawan to use the Force successfully

Fought an army of undead stormtroopers commanded by Thrawn

Was stranded on an unknown galaxy

Lived longer than her master's grandson

Survived all 3 trilogies and multiple novels and series

Holds the record for most times unconscious (19)

Current status: Alive

Location: Unknown

Rey:

Defeated an emotionally unstable, injured knockoff Sith

Lifted some rocks

Was used as a host body for all the Jedi to come in and murder the clone of Palpatine

Current status: Alive

Location: Tatooine (Proof that she isn't a Skywalker)

1,2,3,4 I declare a Clone War!

5,6,7,8 The senate will decide your fate.

9,10, Its treason then.

I saw this yesterday and my heartttt.. 🥹

Rest in Peace, Carrie Fisher, you will be remembered