Possibly the best line in existence:

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Just scrolling at 12 am when I came across this, which is quite possibly the best line in existence:

"Friendly reminder to the gays.

You can't hate yourself.

That's homophobic."

So there's wheezing and then there's whatever demon was expelled from my body when I read that. I swear something escaped my soul with that one. 

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