Things that have been said to me/messaged to me irl

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by -Rebel_Girl-

by -Rebel_Girl-

My sibling talks in her sleep, tonight it was: "Gimme back my skin."

WTFORCE IS GOING ON IN HER HEAD?!? IT WAS 1 AM!

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My sibling, showing me the magic that is the Lego Star Wars video games: I'm going to kill you! *spontaneously decides to attack me with Ahsoka*

Me: What!?? *Fumbles with the controls*

Me: Aha! Found the jet pack! I'm going to get you! *Chases them in Bo-Katan*

Sibling: Not if I kill myself first! *Jumps off the edge*

Me: Are.. are you okay love? *Concerned panic*

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Mother: *winks* I heard the neighbors have boys, I bet they're cute!

Sibling: Ooo Ari's gonna get a boyfriend!

Me: I am not getting a boyfriend!

Mother: *does the mom stare™️*

Me: I MEAANNNN- AH- Not- not yet anyway! I haven't found any boys I'm into yet!!

AND THAT MY DEAR FRIEND, IS THE COSEST IVE EVER BEEN TO BEING THROWN OUT THE CLOSET. The way I stuttered ;-;

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Me: *Rickrolls everyone in the school discord*

Someone: OMG [NAME] SHE IS JUST LIKE YOU

Someone: YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER [NAME]

Someone: SHES JUST LIKE YOU FR

WTFORCE ME AND THE OTHER PERSON ARE ONLY ABOUT A YEAR APART IN AGE-

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Soooooo I remember this one time I went to Disney, EPCOT specifically. I was about 11-12. It was fun, I rode all the big rides for the first time. But that wasn't the most memorable part.

oh no, not at all.

the most memorable part of the trip was when this 17-20 year-old guy comes up and tries to flirt with my 12 year-old lesbian shebs. Idk, I've always been told that I look much older than I am (is that a good thing? debatable. ;-;), but like come on.

Okay here's the details bc I feel like ranting today XD

-Picture this: 12 year-old me, in line for mission space, alone. (I am a very independent human, believe it or not.)

I must've looked *way* older than I was bc this guy starts flirting with me. (I mean apparently I have 'good posture' and I have always carried a bag everywhere because meds. *yay*) To be completely fair, we were the only ones on that entire ride because it was almost time for the park to close.

Anyway, before you say 'you idiot he was trying to kidnap you or something,' he seemed very nice, was kinda adorable (not in *that* way ;-;), and he worked for Disney but was on his off time. So we strike up a conversation while waiting in that tiny lil claustrophobic ride car. We continue talking throughout the ride, and thank the lord that that ride requires you to press the buttons and stuff bc I always am stimming like crazy during conversations and that masked it. Then, the ride is over, I'm gathering my bag, making sure the meds didn't fall out, and he asks me: "Do you live around here? Maybe we could meet up sometime." And thats the precise moment I realized 'oh frick. that dude was hitting on me. this. whole. time.' So rather than say, "wait a diddly dang minute I'm twelve, I just have no social skills," I simply said, "Oh, no, I live in [insert random place here], I'm just visiting for my mom's birthday." Every last drop of that sentence was a lie. I am quite good at that >:D

ANYWAYS If you were a black haired, not-really-short-but-not-really-tall, interning at Disney, 17-20 years-old Asian guy who flirted with an awkward girl with poofy hermione granger hair and a pink kawaii cat backpack, I sincerely apologize.

I was only 12 :,)