Adam: what do you mean I can't use my guitar against them?!
Y/N: I mean you can't use it! You'll send them flying into gods face.
Adam: fuck this shit I'm calling Lute.
Y/N: Adam it's 4 in the morning-
Lute: sir, it is 4 in the morning if this is about your guitar, you can't just play it when the team has low moral-
Adam: YES I CAN LUTE,AND YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT I CAN OR CANNOT DO! *he starts to play notes on his guitar but messes up* FUCK!
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Adam: hey Abel.
Abel: Yes father?
Adam: How do you feel about having a little sister?
Abel: I feel like it would be a wonderful experience.
Adam: cool,cool,cool...
Abel: I'm gonna have a little sister aren't I?
Adam: Yeah there's no sugar coating it, MEET LIZZABETH OR LIZZIE!!!
NEW CHARACTER?!?!?
i In hell!
Lucifer: You can't just slaughter people because they didn't like you music,Lizzie.
Lizzie: Ugh,You're not my dad! Fuckin asshole...
Lucifer:...BUT I DID YOUR MOM-
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Abel: You hate horses!
Cain: I don't hate horses!
Abel: you hate goats!
Cain: I don't hate-
Abel: you hate roosters!
Cain: I don't-
Adam: YOU HATE COCKS!
Cain: I LOVE CO-....
Adam:😃🤳🏼
Abel: 😃
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Adam: Ugh i need to feel something, Y/N CAN YOU TELL ME SOMETHING THAT'LL PISS ME OFF?!
Y/N: Lucifer is a better Dickmaster!
Adam: THANKS THAT'LL DO IT!
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Vaggie: Adam I have something i need to tell you.
Adam: What's up? 🥤
Vaggie:... I...like...girls...
Adam:Cool same. 🥤
Vaggie: Wait what?
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Charlie: HOW COULD YOU STAND BY HIS SIDE?!
Adam: probably cause we're married, duh.
Charlie: Wait you're married? I thought you were... gay?
Adam:...
Y/N: Oh no...
Emily: no...
Sera:Good lord save us all...
Lute:You bitch, you've doomed us all!
Charlie: what?
Vaggie: Charlie take cover!
VOUS LISEZ
The Family Of Eden ꧁Adam x Reader꧂
FanfictionA Hazbin Hotel Fanfic, This takes place around the time Adam appeared in Heaven. It's a cute story I promise and it will involve some comedy and Angst and some fluff!!!! Enjoy it and feel free to leave comments I would love to see what you all have...
