Star Wars X Male Reader

𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙆𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙤

at a squat one story diner smoke rises from twin chimneys.

inside a robotic waitress with wide yellow eyes and a thin pipe like waist zips forward.

she turns to a reptilian cook

Waitress:"someone to see ya, honey Jedi by the looks of him"

Cook:"Obi Wan!"

Obi Wan:"hello, Dex"

Dex:"take a seat I'll be right with ya"

the waitress glides behind the counter

Waitress:"you want a cup o' jawa juice?"

Obi Wan:"oh yes thank you"

dex shambles over, grinning with wide thick lips.

Dex:"hey, old buddy"

he hugs Obi Wan with two meaty arms and pulls up his baggy pants
with a second pair of hands

Dex sits down in Obi Wan's booth

Dex:"so my friend what can I do for you? and who is this?" He said pointing at Anakin who sits beside Obi Wan

Obi Wan:"This is my padawan, Anakina Sykwalker but i'm not here to talk i need to know what this is"

he shows Dex the dart

Dex:"Wow Well, whattaya know I ain't seen one of these since I was prospectin' on Subterrell, beyond the outer rim"

Drinks arrive.

Obi Wan:"can you tell me where it came from?"

Obi Wan:"thank you"

Dex:"this baby belongs to them cloners what you got here is a Kamino saber dark"

Obi Wan:"I wonder why it didn't show up in the analysis archives"

Dex:"it's these funny little cuts on the side that give it away"

Dex:"those analysis droids only focus on symbols Huh!"

Dex:"I should think that you Jedi would have more respect for the difference between knowledge and... hahaha wisdom"

Obi Wan:"well if droids could think, there'd be none of us here would there?"