Together Forever: Roleswap! (Demon Priest Ruv x Criminal Sarv)

Chapter 5

*criminal Sarvente's POV*

     It's been a week since I became sick, and I'm feeling much better.

     Ruv has been acting different around me. Not in a bad way- he's just been acting kinda awkward, which he rarely ever is. He's also been smiling more, despite the pain. Something is definitely up with him...

     As I Ruv serving mass this afternoon, I hear a knock at the church door.

     It's the brown-haired girl and her boyfriend.

     "Oh, it's you guys." I say as I approach them, while Ruv continues with mass. "You change your mind and wish to join the church? Ruv would hate to have a repeat of last time."

     "Beep...", she says (translation: "No..."). "Skbeep bo pee ba." (translation: "We seriously need to use the bathroom.")

      When I'm just about to curse them, Ruv emerges from behind, abandoning mass, and heads towards the girl.

     "Hark, child.", he says as he picks up the kid by her shirt collar. "In the event that you did not understand when we first crossed paths, stay away from this church, or you will regret it."

     He drops the midget, who bolts off out of fear with her boyfriend.

     "Thank you, Ruv.", I say as I give him a hug.

     "No problem.", he says. "Shit. I should have asked you to prepare some spice cake for them..."

     "I know how badly we both want to kill him, but we already have enough of a kill count collectively." I say to him.

     Ruv sighs.

     Since mass is over now, we head back to the living quarters for the day.

     I'm lucky to have Ruv in my life. I honestly don't know what I'd do or where I'd be without him.

*For those of you who are unaware, Sarvente's spice cake is so powerful that no average human can consume it. This is an actual thing I got from the Friday Night Funkin: Mid-Fight Masses fandom.