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🗡️🌝|Four and x murder two

[TW: it's a joke chapter but uh...murder. Also TPOT 10 spoilers]

Two was just happily sipping tea,when four and x spawned in

Two: "what-"

Four: "we're going to kill you for sending clock away."

X: "prepare to d i e numbnuts."

Two: "WAIT WHAT-"

Four and x cutely zap two to death 

Four: "death to Britain for using red,white,and blue wrong. 🦅🦅🦅🦅"

X: "yessir partner that's the way to do it."

Two is now crispy fried number.

Gaty walks in

Gaty: "...my baefriend?!-"

Four and x also zap her to death because they can

Then they run away and go get clock from the elimination space

Clock: "what the time-"

four: "do the dishes." Pulls out belt

Clock: "aw Dang it..."

Clock does the dishes

The end!!!1!!!!!

[Requested by EX0R3AL1TY]