Quarreler's Pass

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The gang was seen traveling through a mountain pass.

Anne: "Hey. Looks like we're almost halfway to Newtopia, HP."

Hop Pop: "Yep. Making good time."

Anne: "I gotta say, this trip has been a lot smoother than I thought it'd be."

Hop Pop: "Yep."

Anne: "But the only thing I'd change..."

Hop Pop: "The only thing I'd change-"

Sprig: "Stop pushing me!"

Polly: "You stop pushing me!"

Sprig and Polly: "Y/N!"

Y/N: "Zzz..."

Hop Pop: "Is that."

Polly: "Get that stupid stuff out of my face!"

Sprig: "Well, sorry for showing you all this cool moss I found! Ow! What was that for?"

Polly: "I saw a punch bug! Punch bug!"

Sprig: "For the last time, I'm not playing punch bu-Ow!"

Polly: "What the!? Let's go of us Y/N!"

Sprig: "There's no way you're sleep cuddling us!"

Y/N just continued snoring in his sleep.

Anne: "Two weeks of nonstop arguing really starting to wear on me."

Hop Pop: "At least they're keeping it in the fwagon this time."

Polly then got out from the roof hatch behind them, wearing Sprig's cap.

Polly *mimicking Sprig*: "Look everyone. I'm Sprig. Look at all this dumb moss I found." She threw a handful of moss at Hop Pop's face. "Wow! Wow! Wow!"

Sprig then got close to Anne. "Oh, yeah?" He took a deep breath before mimicking Polly. "Well, I'm Polly, and I decided we're all playing punch bug. Punch bug!"

Polly: "Wow! Wow!"

Sprig: "Punch bug! Punch bug!"

Anne: "This is incredibly annoying but I have to say, their impressions of each other are spot on."

Hop Pop: "Yep, always had a knack for that."

Anne: "Oh, I don't think I can take two more weeks of this. If only there were some way to get them to stop fighting."

Hop Pop noticed something in the distance before making Bessie do an abrupt stop.

Anne: "What the heck dude? I almost but my tongue."

Hop Pop shushed Anne before pointing at something. "Look!"

Polly: "Quarreler's Pass. A road to reconciliation for weary travel-mates." Okay, so what?"

Polly: "Wait, Polly, you don't think they're gonna-"

Hop Pop and Anne made the two go on that path.

Sprig: "What?"

Polly: "You're seriously leaving us here?"

Hop Pop: "Aw, quit your bellyaching. It says right here that the paths meet up eventually."

Anne: "Your fighting is driving us nuts! You brought this upon yourselves!"

Polly: "This is all Sprig's fault for being so zippy and obnoxious all the time!" She said hitting him.

Sprig: "Ow! Ow! Me? You're the one who's punching everyone!"

Polly: "No, you are!"

Sprig: "No, you are!"

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