Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (X Reader)

Cheater, Cheater! (Robin x Reader)

She sat alone at the bar, Robin, the bar tender drying a glass. Her eye is black, and her lip healing from being busted. "Mind if I ask you why you're bloody and bruised?"

She looked up, puffy red eyes showing sadness. "No. It's completely aright.."

Sighing, she sipped her (f/d), and turned to the handsome young man. A small smile appeared on her face, Robin looked concerned. "Well," she read the name tag on his apron. "Robin, if you really want to know, I just beat a girl up."

He looked surprised. "Who did you beat up?" he asked as he leaned against the counter, a sincere look of interest on his face.

"An old friend of mine," she said calmly "and my ex-boyfriend."

Robin looked confused.

'Ex-boyfriend?' He thought to himself. 'Who would ever break up with this lovely young beauty?'

Robin nodded, encouraging her to continue as he got some cola for himself before returning to how he was. "Well you see, we were dating since middle school, sixth grade is when he asked me out. I didn't know it at the time, cause I was young and hopelessly in love with him.."

Robin rested his head on his hands, mesmerized by the female. "So what happen... uh.."

He rubbed his neck sheepishly as his cheeks turned a light pink. "(y/n), my name is (y/n) (y/l/n)."

Robin nodded. She smiled at him, making his light blush deepen into a lighter red color. "Anyways, it was just recently that my friend from out of town is here to visit before heading to New York."

"Sounds nice, but... why did you beat her up?"

"I was getting there Robin." she laughed quietly, "You're impatient, go slow, take your time."

Robin tensed at the word 'time' Tony still gave him nightmares. "Sorry (y/n).."

"Well I beat her up because... before I came here.. I walked into Harry and I's house... and saw (ex-bff/n) and Harry having sex on our couch. Turns out.. they've been doing that behind my back since eighth grade..." She looked down, her beautiful (e/c) eyes filling up with tears. "He did it because I'm not easy."

I looked surprised. "Harry? Does he have unnatural red hair and sounds kinda sarcastic all the time?"

She nodded. "how'd you know Robin?"

Robin looked completely angry. A fury that knows no limit. "Cause I used to live with him."

"So you must be THAT Robin!" She smiled at him. "You are handsome, just like drunk Harry said!"

Robin blushed, his anger washing away as the girl spoke to him. "Don't think I'm weird or anything, but, how would you like to go out to dinner? Tomorrow night?"

You smiled. "It sounds good. I'll see you tomorrow Robin! I'll meet you here."

With that you left, heading back to your hotel excited for tomorrow. No longer having to worry about that cheater, cheater.