Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (X Reader)

Pesky Little Love Bug (part 2 of 2)

A/N: SURPRISE! I can't let you all down with out posting a lemon for our favorite love bug, I hope it turns out good, after all it is only my second lemon (first technically since I haven't posted the other one.) anyway, I really hope you enjoy this because honestly I'm kinda just coming up with it on the spot.

It's been a year after you married Shrig, and your pesky little love bug still made you feel as if the world revolved around you. You were sitting on the couch, your (h/l) (h/c) hair in a messy bun, an over sized grey shirt, and some fluffy pajama pants. You were watching random cartoons on Cartoon Network like the dork you were, unaware of your sneaky pest of a husband sneaking up on you.

"Hey there gorgeous, did you miss me?" he whispered in your ear.

With no hesitation you picked up the closest thing you had and whopped him in the face. Hearing him hiss in pain, you covered your mouth. "Oh god, are you okay?! You're lucky that it was a pillow and not my fist you asshole! Why would you scare me like that?!"

"I didn't mean to (Y/n), I'm sorry.." Shrig said, holding his head back to keep the blood from getting on his work clothes. "Wow even with a pillow, you can pack a punch."

"Oh babe, I'm so sorry, come here, let me clean that up for you." You helped him onto the couch and ran off to get a first-aid kit.

After returning you cleaned up the blood, and put some tissue into his nose. When he looked forward, he smiled at you. "Come here," he pat his lap. "I want to talk to you about something."

You sat on his lap, enjoying the warmth that radiated off of him. "What is it sweetie?"

"I was thinking about us, progressing in our marriage." He said calmly.

"Like.. A threesome?"

His light blue skin turned a deep red color. "N-No! Not like a threesome! But keep that in mind, I like your freaky side." He smirked.

You chuckled. "I actually have something I want to talk to you about as well, dear."

"What is that, my queen?"

"Well, it gets kinda lonely around the house while you're at work.. and I was thinking that.. maybe... we could try to have a baby.." you mumbled shyly, twiddling your thumbs together.

"I'm glad we have the same idea, I think it would be amazing if we had a baby together."

You smiled, feeling relief that he agreed. "That's great. We should try on our anniversary next weekend."

Shrignold nodded his head, thinking the idea sounded perfect. "Then it's settled, next weekend on our trip to LA, we can try for a baby."

"We're going to LA?!" Your (e/c) eyes filled with glee as you tackled your husband in a near-bone crushing hug.

"I didn't tell you? I want you to meet my parents."

"Oh." You said getting up and walking away. "I was about to say, why wait on trying for the baby, but you seriously just killed my boner."

"(Y-Y/n)! D-Don't talk like that!!"

"WELL I'M SORRY YOU KILLED MY BONER BABE." you shouted from your room.

*~*~Time skip Of love~*~*

"Baaaaabbeeeeeee.." You whined, slouching in the plane's seat. "I'm scared."

Shrignold took your hand, giving it a gentle squeeze. "Why darling?"

"I-I've never been on a plane before..." You mumbled.

"It'll be okay, I'm here sweetheart."

You sighed, wanting to let yourself relax, only to freak out when the captain began speaking.