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"If I remember right, we'll be fighting Dodoria next," Gohan said.
"You mean I save your ass," Vegeta scoffed.
"Boo!" Trunks said. "You spoiled!"
"Honey, you knew this already," Bulma said.
"I know, but not like this," Trunks said. "Let's face it, it's funnier than our version. Less serious, but funnier."
The disclaimer plays.
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The scene shifts to inside the spaceship with Dr. Briefs appearing in a small screen.
Dr. Briefs: Goku!
Goku: Hi, Dr. Briefs.
Dr. Briefs: Goku! What have you done? You've blasted off into space!
"Hey, Dr. Briefs always has his inventions ready," Goku smiled. "There was no need for any me to worry."
Bulma sighed. "You're just lucky us Briefs are efficient with our inventions."
Dr. Briefs: You're incredibly lucky I already set the coordinates for Namek, but you...
His quiets off, noticing Goku holding a muffin.
"Is that a..."
"Muffin button!" Marron and Goten cheered.
"Huh, would muffins be good space-food?" Trunks asked.
"Dehydrated is best," Vegeta said. "Takes up less space and is more compact, ready to be eaten."
Dr. Briefs: you... Where did you get that muffin?
Goku: Muffin button.
Dr. Briefs: But... I... never installed a muffin button...
"He didn't even build the muffin button?" Yamcha said.
"It's just a gag," Bulma shrugged. "Don't think too much of it."
"Yeah, like a muffin button would ever be relevant in the story," Piccolo said.
Goku: Then where did I get this muffin...?
Dr. Briefs: Listen very close, Goku. Whatever you do, don't fool with the gravity controls. It goes up to one hundred times Earth's normal gravity.
Goku: So what you're saying is... if I turn up the gravity, then I can get stronger!
"Too bad you and your dad can't make anything like the hyperbolic time chamber, Bulma," Goku said. "If they can set that up and the gravity, we'd have fun little work-out rooms."
"Huh..." Vegeta said. "That actually wasn't a terrible idea, Kakarot."
"But I never even started with time dilation," Bulma said before getting lost in thought. "But if time travel is illegal, time dilation may be the only time-based science I'm allowed. Right?"
"Speeding up the flow of time is fine," Whis said. "Just don't tamper with the flow with time travel and such and you should be fine. If simple time dilation was a crime, multiple similar concepts to that cute little chamber would be destroyed on sight and even Hit would have been killed years ago."
"Well, I got a new passion project," Bulma said. "I wonder if I can apply some of the time machine knowledge onto this. Not the same principle, but there could be some useful ideas."

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DBS Reacts to DBZ Abridged
FanfictionAfter the Tournament of Power, Goku and friends enjoy the momentary peace they've been awarded. However, Zeno comes to Earth bearing a gift, a collections of videos from another world: Dragon Ball Z Abridged!