Ok so I was with my brother Christian, and we were just sitting around talking about some videos we saw, and then something happened,
He asked me "what animal eats with it's tail?" I stayed silent
"All of them! Because no animal takes off their tail to eat" he made me feel stupid xD
Then he asked, "what is the oldest animal?" And I literally thought it was a dinosaur.
"A panda, becuase it's black and white c:" he got me der >:3
Another one! "What is the longest word?" I thought something else,
"Aroz, it starts with an A, and ends with a z!" xc
(Aroz is rice in spanish)
Then he told me a story.
It went like this:
A dad gave his son money, cash that he had worked long and hard for, he sent his son to pay the light bill downtown, as the son was walking, he noticed a raffle going on, and it was for a truck! 'Wow! A truck for my dad!' He thought, and so he bought a raffle ticket with all the money he had given him, when he got home, he showed his dad the raffle ticket, and his dad beat him, and left him scarred and purple, and the next day, they both peeked into the driveway, and over there, was a brand bew truck, the son looked at his father in hope, and he was smiling,
It was actually the truck for the electricity company and they were here to shut off the lights. So he beat him again xD"
I was laughing so hard xD I couldn't breathe
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The Dispicable Life
Non-FictionOkay. So overall, this is a story based on my true life. Almost like a diary. But whatever I'm going to put in here is real. This all happened and I'm living through it. Might seem like much, but It really isnt. Hope you enjoy~
