Today was the day that kalyan's parents were coming to visit them.
The kids were in the drawing room excited while kalyan was in a foul mood since morning. This resulted in ansh already getting his daily dose of pitai.
"Kitna maarthe he ye! Aise papa dushman ko bhi na mile!" Ansh says pouting.
"Papa ache he!" Noor and faizal speak at the same time.
"Kya ache he? Faizi bhai apke papa marthe the apko?"
"Nahi"
"Dekho! Dekho doosro ke papa log ko aur ek mere papa ko!!" Ansh scoffs.
"Ansh, dard sirf maarne se nahi hothi.." faizi replies sullen.
"Tho aur kaise hothi he?" Ansh asks confused as he was never hurt by his parents emotionally.
"Tujhe nahi pata chalega." Faizi smiles.
"Me jake pick karke aata hu" kalyan says while leaving the house.
"Me bhi aaou???" Ansh exclaims
"Nahi!" Kalyan straight out denies.
"Kyuuuuu!!!! Le jao naaaaa" ansh whines
"Bura papa hu na! Bure papa aise hi karte he! Sadte reh ghar pe hi! Badtameez kahika!" Kalyan scoffs.
"Areee papa aap tho bura man gaye! Aapko koun bura bola! Ap tho world's best papa ho! Chalo ye grudges rakhna bohot buri baat hothi hai! Chalo shabaash chalthe he!" Ansh blabbers and walks out. Kalyan just shakes his head at all the drama.
"tum log aaoge?" Kalyan asks the other kids.
"Naheeee" ishaan, the couch potato replies.
"Papa aap thode tho dumb ho! Agar ham aye tho paanch log hojayenge. Car full hojayegi! Aur dadu dadi kaha baitenge?" Faizi says while kalyan glares at him.
"Papa aur ansh ke head me jab naegleria fowleri ghuste haina, bhuke mar jayenge!" Ishaan laughs
"Wo kya he?"
"Brain eating ameoba!" Ishaan this time laughs loudly and kalyan throws a pillow at him.
"Mujhe jaanaaa haiii!!!" Noor jumps on kalyan who catches her with ease.
They drive towards the railway station while ansh and noor bicker throughout the way. Kalyan was just silent as their bickering was a daily occurrence. They fight for about 16 hours a day, so practically it is like white noise to others at this point.
"Doraemon tujse lamba he!" Noor smirks.
"Zyada mat bol sasta doraemi" ansh says while plucking her hair.
"Aa gaye ham" kalyan says in a monotonous tone.
They get down and ansh was about to run but kalyan caught hold of his lapels.
"Kaha bhag rahe ho?? Noor ki haath pakdo! Mere paas hi raho! Ghum ho jaoge tho miloge bhi nahi!" Kalyan warns.
"Koi nahi, ambani ki family me chala jatha hu! Phir maze hi maze!" Ansh exclaims.
"Ambani ke family me nahi, kisi racket me phas jaoge! Bech denge africa me! Ya aankhe nikalke bheekh maangne bech denge!"
"Papa... itni daravni baate kyu karte ho?" Ansh whines.
"Sachi? Bech denge mowgli ko? Uski aankhe nikaal lenge?" Noor asks scared.
"Haa beta sach me! Aur apki bhi agar ghum hogaye tho! Isliye mere baat suno aur mere paas raho. Aajao idhar mere haath pakdo" kalyan asks noor as ansh was apparently 'too cool' and 'not a kid' to walk while holding hands 🙄.
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Fauji papa
General FictionA life of a strict father who is a soldier raising his 2 kids along with his duties.
