I got inspiration from something on tumblr at first but then it went out of hand and this happened.
Lamp
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Other Jack (Gilinksy) povI was sitting on a chair on my iphone being an asshole when suddenly i remembered something from earlier today.
FLASH BACK 1!1!1
I noticed louis, he was reading near a window and thats when i noticed his scruff i wanted that so bad. I want to be louis (tomlinson) Obama.
i smirked; i opened the twitter app typing in
I wish i could grow scruff like @Louis_Tomlinson :/
Instantly I got replies saying things like
Your hairs enough you don't wanna look worse
Who are you again
Nash grier i love you! <3 love from Brasil!
NO ONE KNOWS YOU
I love my fans <3
While i was scrolling through twitter i got a incoming facetime call from "BEARD" i accepted and madison was on my screen.
"Who are you again?" I say to the screen, bored.
She screams, annoyed, "oh my god jack1!1!!1 why are you so rood to me1!!1, i wanted to tell you that my dad bought paparazzi to follow me and make me look famous1!1!!1 i wanted you to come over here so i can rub it in all your fans faces that we're together too1!1!1" she tells me, i didn't even listen.
"Okay Madeline-"
"-its madison"
"Yeah whatever," i pause," i don't really care about your life right now, im kinda dealing with stuff so i can't talk byeeeeeee" i hang up on her, and roll my eyes while throwing my phone onto the table infront of me, doesn't she realize she's just my beard? Jeez.
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I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPEND AND I MADE JACK GAY ALL OF A SUDDEN NEEDIN A BEARD LOLOL. Okay whatevs enjoy i guess. Soz i made jack super ,eugh.Lamp.
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Obama saves the lamps
HumorPeople start getting suspicious when they find out Jack and other Jack talk about lamps. When Obama finds out he see's it as a threat and is determined to wipe out their entire existence. Will he succeed?