Xavier : now back to this bitch who had to slap me in the face the other day , CRAIG WHAT'S GOOD.
Craig : Shit I-um , *shoves breadsticks into his bag* I must leave immediately
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I just used a pore strip and good LORDY MY NOSE FEELS SO SMOOOOOTH
although when I had to peel it off it hurt like a bitch ;-;
also this wasn't funny
I cri :'(
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Cruel and Blue | Crack
HumorYou know your favorite creepypasta fanfic? Well this girl just made a crack book for it Hold on tight and enjoy the ride of Cruel and Blue crack (￣▽￣) rated pg for cursing don't read if you don't like cursing & if you don't like cursing don't be...
