Jeff: look at that their logo is a what *points to zalgo* an asshole
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Jeff: Are you okay Ellie?
Elizabeth: *turns into nightmare mode* *screeches*
Jeff: OH SHIT!
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Craig: I'm making copies, move I'm gay *shoves person trying to make copies out the way*
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Ao: *pops out of no where* BUSTED SHITHEAD!
Ben: *shrieks*
Ao: Thought you could smoke the marijuanas?
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Elizabeth: eat my ass
Jeff: suck my dick
Elizabeth: but I am allergic to shrimp
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Daniel: *gets beat the fuck up*
Me: You had it coming, YOU HAD IT COMIN ASSHOLE
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Jeff: boy put that candy back, I ain't buying you all that mess
Ben: *throws candy bag at jeff*
Jeff: oof, try me bitch
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Jack: (at Ben) Do you wanna get your shit pushed in?
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i don't know what this chapter is tbh
all I know is that these are all Brandon Rogers inspired
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